Oh My bad you weren't complaining. I did not read the whole thing. Okay well why not try talking to her about it? Seeing what made her start doing it?
deal with it
Post pictures of her.
There are worse problems to have.
guess she's itching to have sex with you
i never thought facepunch could get any weirder
somebody actually has a girlfriend
At least you are getting sex.
move to the amazon
I don't see how this can possibly be a bad thing. You should be fucking praising the gods for blessing you with an incredibly horny girlfriend.
Stop typing and do more fucking
All I can really say is good luck...
That reminds me of a cracked article about this husband who has to go rushing back home in the middle of work because his wife ended up becoming a nymphomaniac from a car accident. It has to start sucking after awhile....there is a point where sex just becomes a chore just like everything else.
And so far in the thread, "Quit whining, we don't get any for a year, you're so fucking lucky."
Eventually she's going to steal a gun from a cop and give it to you when they come chasing her, just for the rush.
[QUOTE=Craptasket;25631507]Stop typing and do more fucking[/QUOTE]
Who says he isn't doing both?:smug:
Facepunch is really a bad place to ask this advice for this seeing as most people won't look at the downside of that situation.
[QUOTE=Valnar;25631530]Facepunch is really a bad place to ask this advice for this seeing as most people won't look at the downside of that situation.[/QUOTE]
This
show her this thread
Tell her to wait until you get home.
find another really easy chick that wants to fuck you and have a threesome
I wish I could get my girlfriend to be more sexual. She's fucking tired all the time from school and work and is never in the mood.
[QUOTE=3com111;25631608]I wish I could get my girlfriend to be more sexual. She's fucking tired all the time from school and work and is never in the mood.[/QUOTE]
Have you tried reinflating her?
My girlfriend didn't like how I didn't want to have sex all the time either. Shit was annoying.
If you're wondering why I didn't want to have sex with her, it's because she has this condition where sex hurts her physically. Although it really depends how we have sex, it also seems to occur randomly during sex. I could not bear to see her in any sort of pain.
She broke up with me though. We have too much to deal with in our own lives and we need to learn to deal with that too. She was also beginning to question her sexuality.
It sucks dick because I still love her and she did say she still has strong feelings for me as well.
Sigh, I'm going to go cry a bit now.
Cut off your dick and feed it to her.
[QUOTE=Master117;25631766]My girlfriend didn't like how I didn't want to have sex all the time either. Shit was annoying.
If you're wondering why I didn't want to have sex with her, it's because she has this condition where sex hurts her physically. Although it really depends how we have sex, it also seems to occur randomly during sex. I could not bear to see her in any sort of pain.[/QUOTE]
How the hell did that happen?!
[QUOTE=Swilly;25631916]How the hell did that happen?![/QUOTE]
We don't know. Nor do doctors as of yet. She's had a lot of testing done, including an ultra-sound. They still can't find anything after two years. She pretty much lives in constant abdominal pain and constant nausea, both of which are exasperated by eating. This undiagnosed problem has also been detrimental to her mental health, which even though was hard to deal with at times, I did love her and wanted to be there for her and listen to everything she had to say.
I miss her so much. I wish I could be with her right now.
[QUOTE=Master117;25631949]We don't know. Nor do doctors as of yet. She's had a lot of testing done, including an ultra-sound. They still can't find anything after two years. She pretty much lives in constant abdominal pain and constant nausea, both of which are exasperated by eating. This undiagnosed problem has also been detrimental to her mental health, which even though was hard to deal with at times, I did love her and wanted to be there for her and listen to everything she had to say.
I miss her so much. I wish I could be with her right now.[/QUOTE]
I meant the lesbian part....wouldn't she be bi?!
Truth is OP is lying, he's 16, still in high school, and a virgin, the closest he got was second base.
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[QUOTE=Swilly;25631965]I meant the lesbian part....wouldn't she be bi?![/QUOTE]
Oh. Well even during our relationship she kept telling me how she was unsure of her sexual orientation. She said she may either be bi or a full lesbian. She wasn't sure yet and I guess she needed more time understanding her feelings. That's not why she broke up with me though. She broke up with me because she wanted a future with me, but I couldn't commit to a long-term relationship.
[QUOTE=Master117;25631982]Oh. Well even during our relationship she kept telling me how she was unsure of her sexual orientation. She said she may either be bi or a full lesbian. She wasn't sure yet and I guess she needed more time understanding her feelings.[/QUOTE]
Even still, she came onto you. That means she has a bi tendencies...
Right here is the luckiest bastard on facepunch. Everybody hats off to him.
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