After eating Chipotle for 500 days, Bruce Wayne is ready for something new - Sensationalist Headlines

TIFFIN, Ohio (AP) -- An Ohio man who ate Chipotle every day for the past 500 days says he is finally ready to eat something new. Bruce Wayne ended his streak Wednesday after grabbing a meal at the Tiffin Chipotle branch. Wayne broke the record for the most consecutive meals at the Mexican fast food restaurant in December at 426 days. Chipotle pledged a $4,260 donation to Seneca-based Financial Assistance for Cancer Treatment, in honor of the $10 a day average Wayne spent over the 426 days. x When it was opening in 2016, Bruce found that the restaurant's menu lined up well with his diet and he set out to beat the current 425-day record of nonstop eating from Chipotle. "After posting online for as long as I have, no one has stepped forward yet saying there's a record in excess of that," Wayne said. "But I have no intention of stopping at 425." Outside this goal, he also takes care of intellectually challenged adults and makes both paid and charitable appearances as his namesake Batman. He encourages anyone with a passion to pursue it and says the local Chipotle staff treats him like family. x _________________________ He also dressed up as Batman for the last meal. https://files.facepunch.com/forum/upload/57926/c2b8f0f2-d91e-4718-8d94-da385cabfd09/image.png

Out of all the possible ways in which Bruce could have revealed his identity to the world, doing so after 500 days of non stop eating at Chipotle is certainly quite original. A DC artist should probably incorporate that into a brief episode.

I read all of that in "Bale's/Arnett's batman voice.

What a massive legend this guy is. I’d get bored of eating the same thing everyday for that long.

is his asshole bleeding

His bleeding has advanced so far at this point that it'll likely never stop

If you consider chipotle hot, you should probably never visit Oklahoma or anything below it.

Sounds like something that Hugo Strange from Arkham City would say.

i was talkin about that rumor from like 10 years ago where chipotle made ur asshole bleed

wasn't that literally a joke from a south park episode

probably, sounds like it

I'm surprised no one has taken the opportunity to make a "He's the hero Chipotle deserves, but not the one it needs right now" joke.

I get what you mean but they have more than just burritos there, and there's a good assortment of filling / toppings that you could mix it up a bit. Their burrito bowls make a pretty decent salad if you want to go light. Though this guy spent on average $10 a day there. Assuming he ate there once every day for 500 days is going to be around the $5000 range not including tips. That's a crazy number to think about when eating fast food. You never think like, oh man, I've eaten about $2400 of Taco Bell in my lifetime.

We don’t have chipotle here (Or at least I don’t think we do) so I didnt actually know what they served, thanks for the info!

I guess Batman does eat nachos.

The reason people think that chipotle makes your asshole "bleed" from what I've heard is that the actual Chipotle (a dried Jalapeno) is improperly digested in some way and comes out in a reddish color, much like how beetroot colors your piss red. No harm is actually done.

I think it's more that he's tired of eating the same flavor profile constantly, rather than exclusively eating burritos. Hell, he's probably had everything on the menu a few dozen times.