oneiromancers assemble, let us tell the tales of the dreamlands, the half of our lives most of us disregard but contain incredible meaning for those willing to plumb the depths of our unconsciousness.
last night, i dreamt i was in a cabin that was a club with many people and yet only a few. there was a lot of talking but i couldn't understand any of it. i was sitting on a bed with a girl, and she was trying to talk to me, but the noise was too loud. she came over to my side of the bed and gave me a kiss on the ear, then we continued to make out.
This was a few days ago but I still remember it clearly.
I owned a really nice building on a tropical island. I call it a building because I lived there but all the rooms were connected like rooms of a single floor office complex, complete with a bathroom that was basically just a public restroom with showers. The other notable quality of this restroom was the massive rectangular hole in the back, which was given it's own stall that gave you enough space to just stand at the edge. There was a guy who got really mad that people used the stalls rather than the hole.
I think there was a party or something. I don't remember seeing people aside from that one guy but I remember it being crowded
I dreamt about Logan Paul taking over the world as a global dictator. And I was a spy who's mission was to poison his drink. I don't remember if I succeeded or not.
I dreamt that me and two friends had to get into a taxi but for some reason we had to pretend that we were different nationalities to the taxi driver. So I was speaking fake Italian and my other two friends were faking some other language. That's pretty much what I remember.
I dreamt that my car's engine had busted up valves, but for some reason I was still able to drive it around and I was going to replace the valves the following week. One of the valve heads was somehow in the turbo inlet too, but everything was running great.
I dreamed about why the fuck we had to move to another site. Daaamn!?!?!?
It was a extremely strange one, really profound in intensity. I had a dream my dog that recently passed away killed a rat- but for some reason I felt really emotionally attached to the rat. I was crying because it was hardly hanging on to life, and my dog just watched me in curiosity. I don't even know what the hell it meant.
I dreamt of an awesome collection of warhammer figurines.
From time to time i have these dreams where i acquire huge amounts of something i used to collect when i was a child, like
plastic army men or glass marbles. I always find them just lying about and start picking up as many as i can.
I dreamt that I couldn't read anymore, was really annoying. Probably a subtle way of my brain telling me to stop studying and reading all day.
Dying
I dreamt I was just browsing oldpunch, which is to say, meandering an endless maze of forgotten gmod memes and waiting for LMAO pics to update
I was exploring an abandoned Japanese warship with some friends for college and an old professor hoping to find some valuables but then we found an old soldier still living their and he thought my friend was his general. While that was happening my other friend slipped behind him and stuck a syringe in his neck and the place turned into a night club where everybody was watching some old Japanese dude die but didn't care and kept dancing
I went to a local store, where after a while i realized i was in a dream. Then i teleported into a bus that went off a cliff.
Can barely remember mine but it was about going to see infinity war in the movie theater. All i remember was that the movie keep messing up, cutting to different scenes for no reason, even scenes from other movies. The only scene that i could save in my mind was one of some sheriff guy dressed like rick grimes walking around a house. Might have been from watching Three Billboards a while back.
I dreamed about how we had gotten our first dog, only this time it was a kitten.
For detail: my family and I were out Christmas shopping. My grandmother makes a phone call at a pay phone and tells us we gotta get home NOW. Upon getting there my uncle presents my mother with a cardboard box. Only instead of a Chihuahua puppy it was a yellow and brown kitten.
My dreams have been getting more and more vivid but mundane, and harder and harder to remember
The most I could recall from last night’s dream was that I was playing a game where I control some office worker who did the late shift and decide to spend the night at the office (a skyscraper) after he was done. This was the prologue and the game gave a non-standard game over if I tried to leave then.
The next day, a zombie breakout happened and the entire building is now filled with zombies cept the floor you woke up on. The only way to transverse the building was the sole working elevator. I don’t know if the goal was to escape or something, because the last thing I remembered before waking up was that my character ran into the elevator with zombies chasing after him. He pressed the button to a random floor and the door shut behind him. However, when the door opened on the floor, there were zombies in the lobby and the guy got shredded to pieces.
Some people where slowly turning into zombies, but their skin turned into cola slushie ice.
one of them went mad and tried to shoot me with a revolver.
It was weird.
A French dub of a Kung Fu Panda film where he fought demons and Po or whatever he was named fighting some giant shadow monster in like this realm with like infinite beams of light going across the sky like some End of Evangelion shit
It ended when I went on youtube in an attempt to find the scene to send some friends but I could only find it in bad Italian and Spanish dubs
i was trapped in a car and started drowning in a lake
Not gonna lie, it does sounds abit like the last fight scene in KFP3. With the whole fighting some monster in a different realm stuff.
I was on a school field trip to a giant pool in Mexico that had steel drowning cages in it. they lined up people in the cages and then submerged them in the water and then I guess people gather there to watch them die. Once they start drowning someone goes and either takes off a piece of their body (I remember a worker taking out the eye of someone they drowned) or they throw in flesh eating fishes to eat the body.
I dreamt I accidentally said something racist on TV and became the most hated man in the UK
my basement is 20 times bigger than i thought. there were so many spiders it was like spider highways on the wall. then my autistic brother ran into a bunch of foam pads knocking hundreds of spiders onto him. then i had to start beating him with a folded up news paper. it was freaky.
I dreamt of being some kind of first responder to a school shooting, I was on an opposite roof with a scoped rifle with a perfect view of both shooters, who had apparently taken hostages in some kind of gym (from what I could see)
I had the shot and was keenly aware, for some reason, that it was my choice to either take these two out or wait. I chose to take them both out.
After the fact, I was derided by random people for apparently making the wrong decision, and that apparently a hostage negotiator was already talking at least one of them down. I woke up feeling like shit
I have no idea why I had this dream, I haven't watched anything like it nor played any games besides sea of thieves in a while, and most of my dreams are usually nonsensical
I got dumped because this girl couldn't understand why the seasons after the Spongebob Squarepants Movie are not worth watching
What is my brain trying to tell me
Ugh, in dream my "girlfriend" gifted to me five-seven and turn on my (pic related) playlist on itunes and said to me: "You should kill yourself, because you can't handle your life and you did nothing good to your family, and after 4 years living in new city you still has no friends".
so fucking deep, I am frustrated so much
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i was with a girl, i think, talking about things. she opened up to me about how her father abused her, so i hid in the shadows and stalked him, trying to find a good place to kill him.
I was a walking hand (just a hand with no body) participating in a survival game inside an abandoned factory. A bunch of people were there and I was supposed to hunt them down until just one winner survived.
Instead of killing them like the game rules said, I ended up chasing an anime chick with giant breasts and squeezed the boob
first part of the dream, i was helping an acquaintance get home as they were stuck on a roof.
second part, i was in a series of underground tunnels, trying to rescue a girl whose magic powers were coming into use but she couldn't control them and had gotten in over her head while trying to take out raiders. there was a super mutant there who didn't fight and wanted me to capture one specific raider for him because he felt bad he let that raider down many years ago.
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