The Grand Unofficial Not-So-Private Private Message Substitute Switchboard
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Hey you smelly nerds always wanting their PMs back, well here's a solution right from the depths of the thinky-mind:
Use this thread! By using the magic of using the @ function, we are able to direct your calls through the ol' unsecure virtual copper wires like it's a mid 1900's telephone conversation. You probably don't remember those because you're a stupid dumb child, but for those of us that do: remember when your nosy aunt Bernice was listening in and heard you talking to that cute girl from school? Not so secret relationship now was it Mr.Loveboots?
Now I know what you're probably thinking:
Aww gee Clamps, how do I use this amazing technology?
Here's how you do it in only 3 easy microwave steps:
Step 1: Type @
Step 2: Then follow the @ with the user you want to contact
Step 3: type your message
Example: @postal Guess what?
At this point Mr. Postal will get a notification that I'm wishing to contact him via the ol' tin can strings and he'll also reply here:
Example Postal:
@F.X Clampazzo What?
Then I'd respond in kind:
@postal Chicken Butt.
And that's how you do it.
Now we gotta set a few ground rules here:
Rule 1: Like the old neighbourhood, you'll be collectively shamed if people catch you eavesdropping. So don't be a Nosy Nancy.
Rule 2: No NSFW content as this is a wholesome Christian thread anyone could be eavesdropping, don't air your dirty laundry for anyone to see, protect your privacy, fool.
Rule 3: Don't break any of the regular forum rules.
@F.X Clampazzo How do I send a PM
@Dok Yo
@RazzAelurus I got the image of you doing that thing you want no one to know about, send me 3 diamonds or it goes public
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@postal @Craptasket hi im ur biggest fan
@everyone is gay.
@Portugalotaku hey sexy ;)
@EmilyVasquez I like your avatar background cause a friend of mine made it
@F.X Clampazzo Back in my day we used to use smoke for communication.
@Natrox where are my free chiptunes
@everyone hi
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