Guys, help. My wife wants to start browsing Facepunch. What do I Do? She'll see my gay megathread posts, how I spend so much time slacking off in general game discussion, and that I hate Belgiums.
Is it too late for a divorce?
I outright told my fiance to never come here, this is my hobby place and she should find some other shit to do with herself
Just tell her to post That Cat though, problem solves itself
Ill take her if you dont want the wench
who the fuck would go here anyways lol
why would you ever tell your significant other your facepunch username
Run before it is too late
She was telling me that the LMAO thread might like all the pictures she edits of me to look like a girl.
Id tell her to post that cat but that has been legalized. Damn.
Ask mods to delete this thread then make an alt account perhaps?
I think you meant
https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/M/MV5BMTU5NjQ2NzQxMl5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTgwNDk0MjE3MjI@._CR270,136,1026,1026_UX402_UY402._SY201_SX201_AL_.jpg
just post on 4chan instead
My girlfriend joined anyways because of the Samurai Jack thread on oldpunch..... now she knows all of my dirty secrets.
My solution to this sort of problem was to digitize my brain, destroy my physical body, and upload myself directly to facepunch. The final solution to preventing the mixing of your real life and internet life is to destroy your real life and enter the cyberscape.
Legalized? Since when?
new forum, new rules
I started do show my wife some posts of this forum and she told me to leave this place
Leave your wife
leave her for me
she'll become a furry, please dont let her
Tell her to post the Badage Boys in LMAO Pics.
https://i.imgur.com/8zX1v3O.png
Rejoice at having a new life-rending, procrastination-inducing hobby to share with your wife. You can wallow in abject misery for all ten thousand years of Garry's reign together and be closer for it.
At least it sounds like you two will finally have something in common.
My fiance literally figured it out on her own. She knew I came to this website and she new I liked Roman history. And apparently I "type like how you talk". Pegged who I was here with ease
Good luck
Im not married, but now im thinking i should do some damage control JIC
Coincidentally,my friend told me that he want to join this forum yesterday.
He didn't join because he is confused at creating the account
your friend doesn't know how to use computers
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