It looked a bit like divine intervention, but the problems that beset a case involving "god" at the Christchurch District Court were probably very much human.
The man has repeatedly claimed he is God through the court process that has stretched on for months.
Now 37-year-old Simon David McKenzie, of Cashmere, has had four of the charges he faced tossed out.
By coincidence, a judge named Jonathan Moses granted bail to "God" in December.
https://www.stuff.co.nz/the-press/news/102640891/charges-against-god-tossed-out
I guess if you're Moses and God is asking you for a favor, granting bail is a lot easier than leading the chosen people on a 40 year journey to freedom.
In a human being's scope of understanding, sure. When you are God, creator of the universe and all things good, that 40 year journey could be so much simpler than granting bail. God knows the judicial system is a fucking nightmare.
> Through some error with the system, the paperwork was not done and he was not brought in from prison, defence counsel Trudi Aickin told the court. She asked for it to be delayed till later in the day.
Then police prosecutor Bronwen Blackmore said another glitch caused all the police witnesses not to be called to give evidence.
Sounds to me like nobody on the force wanted to touch this case, I don't blame them, what decent God fearing man would?
Looks like we need to get Vince McMahon on the case
So I guess if I ever get into serious, serious trouble the plan is as follows: Insist I am God every step of the way until ,miraculously I walk free, preferably on water.
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