• Should the jelly slice of a PB&J sandwich be on the bottom or top?
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No polls yet, so just rate this one Agree for jelly slice on top Disagree for jelly slice on bottom Artistic for "why the fuck does it matter?" CM to call me an idiot for even thinking this question is worthy of being asked
It should be mixed together or checkerboarded equally
Honestly if you're not eating PBnJ for the jelly flavour what are you doing with your life
depends on the weather and position of the moon for me personally to make this important choice.
I've eaten some pretty shit tasting jelly before. I wish I could just put PB on both sides but that would disrupt the balance of the universe.
It is in fact possible to just eat a sandwich with only peanut butter on it
While I would prefer jelly on top, due to liking jelly more than pb, I usually always put jelly on the bottom. If it's on top, you have gravity acting against you, which the viscous/stickiness of peanut butter is much more suited to overcoming than a nice smattering of jelly. In Assembly, it can make for a mess with dripage. Now what if you turn it over later, you say? https://files.facepunch.com/forum/upload/220293/b337f4f5-bbea-4c26-8d49-3e50475edda7/PBJ.png Well, you still get a huge fuckin mess https://files.facepunch.com/forum/upload/220293/deec5f08-ee50-4b6a-8ccf-622d0413670d/PBJ2.png
I just eat PB and jelly with a spoon in a bowl, no bread
Isn't the beauty of a sandwich that as long as the jelly is on the inside you can switch between jelly on top or bottom by just flipping it over? If you were for some bizarre reason putting peanut/almond/cashew/etc butter and jelly on the OUTSIDE though, it gets messy.
I like my PB&J without the jelly tyvm
Jam on one slice, peanut butter on the other It doesn't matter after that because I can can easily flip the sandwhich while holding it, so there's no preference, since it depends on how I pick it up
The real question should be if the cheese on a cheeseburger be on or under the patty?
Only with Chef Boyardee though.
lmao what the fuck is wrong with you
I see someone has never grown up in a poor household with nothing to eat but a loaf of bread and a jar of peanut butter
What the fuck kind of runny jelly are you using my dude? I never have this problem.
My life has improved significantly since I give up strawberry jelly for blackberry. Much more consistent imo, plus that delicious tanginess.
Blackberry is the shit. It's like grape jelly, but better.
This is like asking if you tie your left shoe first or your right shoe The answer being fuck you stop making debates over stupid topics
Truth. As a now grown man who grew up on quite the share of PB&J, I will attest that there is some powerul, flavor-morphing potential in mixing your PB and J beforehand and spreading it as one.
heh sorry we 1%ers don't worry about the issues of mere peasents
https://files.facepunch.com/forum/upload/112610/ccdecdcc-76c9-470d-a594-1b79b3a068a9/image.png
It aint the runny-ness, but the chunks that fall due to their weight because they're quite big chunks. My image did not get that across well enough.
There is nothing classless about spreading peanut butter on toast for a quick snack and I will fight anyone who says otherwise.
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