Doctors remove 30-pound tumor from man's beer belly

[Snark]

Doctors remove 30-pound tumor from man's beer belly (nsfw)

A New Jersey man who thought he had a beer belly actually had a 30-pound cancerous tumor growing in his abdomen. 63-year-old Kevin Daly was diagnosed with liposarcoma, a rare type of cancer that develops in the fat cells of soft tissue.

“It was the largest tumor I’ve removed. It was a very challenging operation," Dr. Julio Teixeira, Daly’s surgeon, said in a statement. "Because of the tumor size, there were organs out of position.”
He said the tumor was nearly triple the size the surgical team expected it to be, and that it had wrapped around one of Daly’s kidneys. Doctors believe it took 10 to 15 years for the mass to grow to the size it did. Since the surgery, Daly’s belly has gone and he said his organs have returned to their usual position. “Before the surgery, my left descending colon was pushed under my sternum. I could touch it through my skin to make my food digest.”

[gk99]

Nope nope nope. I barely even want to remember that inside of me are a bunch of fragile gooey organs, let alone be able to move them from the outside.

[ViralHatred]

You're a floating organ trapped in a prison of bone.

Never forget that.

[Spazi]

I for one am a skeleton constricted between squishy organs

[Mr. Someguy]

a skeleton controlled by a squishy organ

the man behind the man

[Trekintosh]

I'm now looking down at my developing beer belly with terror.

[-Ben_Wolfe-]

"I'm not fat, it's a tumor." is my new excuse.

[Mister Sandman]

Get you a man who can do both

[wasteyboi]

I like how the surgeon is proudly holding it like a pet cat

[Zero-Point]

You are a collection of charged particles arranged in such a way that you can understand how charged particles come together to form you.

[ViralHatred]

https://www.wikipunch.com/images/9/97/2011rating_Smarked.png

Dude that's deep.

[Iknowtoomuch]

Hypocrite that you are, for you trust the charged particles to tell you that they are charged particles!

[Grink Of Meat]

Lets fry it

[ThigkHighSuccubi]

I looked out of morbid curiosity, not the worst thing I've seen but still jesus

[Sableye]

“Before the surgery, my left descending colon was pushed under my
sternum. I could touch it through my skin to make my food digest.”

This is not normal, you should have not assumed this was normal, why did he assume this was normal.