Roast the above poster's car

[Soleedus]

hey idiot, read t he title

i'll start by posting my car

https://files.facepunch.com/forum/upload/180360/64e0ed58-859b-499f-9852-500ae4a993d7/00000IMG_00000_BURST20171212171328650_COVER.jpg

[Rævskjegg]

Didn't have enough money for 5 doors, eh?

https://puu.sh/sGsJH.jpg

[Kart22racer]

Stuck in 1936

https://files.facepunch.com/forum/upload/238653/67272f49-0af5-4a36-b0fd-4f5092adc103/2018-04-05_02-58-12.jpg

[evilweazel]

are you fucking serious

[Wazbat]

How's that fuel milage working out for you?

https://files.facepunch.com/forum/upload/218870/7035e058-d499-47f9-b44a-152657c2de32/image.png

[Mighty AU]

How’s getting laid working out for you?

https://files.facepunch.com/forum/upload/226043/e1049ac5-8a11-45a3-a133-7b022956a1c6/8D42494C-BD46-4CFF-A907-FD18BB780495.jpeg

[Araknid]

machine for bogans and bogans only.
not skipping you bud

https://files.facepunch.com/forum/upload/238498/1567982e-2d3b-43c7-9d69-a2761e4e2c22/mazuda.jpg

[Blind weasel]

that car is for GIRLS and girls have cooties.

https://www.cstatic-images.com/car-pictures/maxWidth503/u8vogev7.jpg

[MarkUnread]

Tbh there is nothing to roast about a Volvo. But ORIGINALITY/10

https://orig00.deviantart.net/364e/f/2018/053/1/b/slavclio_by_mark_unread-dc3yrw8.jpg

[😹 WHO DID THIS]

The hubcaps are worth more than the entire car :V

https://files.facepunch.com/forum/upload/774/061d7962-b481-4294-973d-4ef311f447e1/WhatsApp Image 2018-04-06 at 12.17.42 PM.jpeg

[Strontboer]

couldn't you at least pretend it isn't leaking?

https://files.facepunch.com/forum/upload/223218/15b288f1-b033-43e9-9e38-92725c0bc1b0/20160409CF_0802.jpg

[Soleedus]

good thing you put the tow hook there. how else are you expected to cross the finish line?

https://files.facepunch.com/forum/upload/180360/d8c37e79-e8b5-4bb6-8aae-096a5c68f6fb/IMG_20180319_181500.jpg

[Stev]

Already saw it once, which is plenty enough already thank you.

https://files.facepunch.com/forum/upload/228931/e0c0d9d2-69a5-46f2-a50a-912657e54449/DSC_6495.JPG

Come at me bro.

[Turdman]

Have fun when your brake/suspension stops working

https://files.facepunch.com/forum/upload/249653/f26cb9f5-a2b5-4e81-a397-ab8d5ac86a5d/20171209_185201.jpg

[Kyle877]

Official car of watching junior cheerleading a little too intently.

TWO FOR ONE INCOMING

https://i.imgur.com/VgjMjZP.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/mtkiCrU.jpg

[Kart22racer]

It's a shame that you had to get the 15 year old Mercedes that got made even worse than merc could manage.

https://files.facepunch.com/forum/upload/238653/208272f4-943d-4398-a9d1-2e2f1618bace/2018-04-10_12-06-00.jpg

[[EG] Pepper]

Did you dig that out the skip? Quality indeed.

https://files.facepunch.com/forum/upload/110884/62f1b3de-3254-4d09-b020-d6a086ef03cb/IMG_0042.jpg

[TheMrFailz]

Subraru wants their bug eye lights back.

https://files.facepunch.com/forum/upload/109874/15ff64f4-5a84-4788-b427-ce3e22109e2d/image.png

[Mugofdoom]

Hello I have three kids and have to take viagra for my boner deficiency: The Car.

http://images.dealerrevs.com/gallery/photo.php?id=13333145

I dare you to find something wrong with this high class speed machine.

[Gook Nukem]

I wish I could post a picture of my car, but it's entirely unique and I'm the only person on the planet with one like it which makes it doxx material

[TheMrFailz]

since the guy above didn't post, allow me to retaliate:

"I'm mid 40s to late 50s, I hate those darn kids next door, and the seat crunches when I sit down because of all the rust but I'll be damned if I have to do anything about it"

See original post for my car pic.

[chipsnapper]

Where the fuck is Diretide, Volvo? Update the game already ffs

here ill make it easy for you, here’s the family tank

https://files.facepunch.com/forum/upload/441/c86c96dc-faf3-4d0e-8535-1fdf3e9e57ec/5E0C34DA-A2E2-415B-8DAD-6A1829DF176B.jpeg

[Soleedus]

pretty sure I said to post your own car, not a sideways crossover piece of shit, Stacy

https://i.imgur.com/dfojP2n.jpg

[Trekintosh]

"I'm a disgruntled middle aged college professor sitting 5 inches off your bumper and honking at you even though you're doing 85"

https://files.facepunch.com/forum/upload/133267/12368fd2-9267-47c3-a004-c24616b54626/Photo Aug 12, 10 32 33 AM.jpg

[Kyle877]

BIG AND BLACK JUST LIKE MY WIFE'S BOYFRIEND

https://files.facepunch.com/forum/upload/58157/487dadbd-40ed-4822-9c12-52187fc9d71a/image.png

n o t a c a r

[Northern3D]

Grandpa? You're still alive?

https://files.facepunch.com/forum/upload/184587/69cdcbd8-f047-4fc3-93ec-912dc2516de7/image.png

[Kyle877]

u roasted the wrong not a car you putz, u sure that's not your car there? seems ur speed

[Psygo]

do u even have a car buddy

[img]https://i.imgur.com/8BkPqqX.jpg[/img]

[StoneRabbit]

Why would you embarass yourself further by putting that big logo on the hood.

https://files.facepunch.com/forum/upload/199389/30bc919a-6215-492f-9a46-cdf3807195cd/0261736418001.jpg

[tratzzz]

ew a french rustbucket.

https://i.imgur.com/wIwrAP9.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/zt4GF6U.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/cXvKvvv.jpg

(That's 2 years ago, it's fixed now)

https://i.imgur.com/56xvlL9.jpg