tell a joke!
mine:
genders are like the twin towers
destroying them is a good thing!!!
A skeleton walks into a bar and asks for a beer and a mop.
Why does the mayor have an office!? Because of the chickens and the eggs!
When an individual fishes for long enough one eventually becomes a master baiter.
This thread.
What does Princess Diana and Pink Floyd have in common?
Their last big hits were the wall
The world is so pc now, I used to be able to say "black paint",
now I have to say "Tyrone paint the walls please"
My Southern uncle said that people shouldn't get ribbons for participating because it rewards them for losing and I agreed.
I don't see why he got so mad when I took down his confederate flag however.
Who's this Rorschach dude and why is he so good at drawing pictures of my mom beating me ?
My life.
Why do chicken coops only have two doors?
Because if they had four doors they'd be chicken sedans.
How many people are dead in that graveyard? All of them!
Why does Donald Trump take antidepressants?
The doctors told him it would reduce hispanic attacks.
I've been thinking of moving to Seattle because of the high suicide rate.
Sold my hoover the other day
It was just collecting dust
A farmer learns that he must sadly skin his favorite cow and sell the skin to a nearby leather worker. After committing the deed, in the middle of the night, the farmer sneaks into the leather-worker's house and fuck his wife. The next day, the leather worker asks, "Why have you done this?!" to which the farmer replied: "I was cowhide to do it"
What's the most important part of the joke timing.
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