If he was found when he was 19 and he's 72 now, must've taken him a long time to realize this.
I mean I'm only 21 and I'm already disappointed with society in today's age.
Its wild to think wolves have the capacity to raise someone and integrate them into the pack. I thought it could only happen in fiction.
They are smart animals, both emotionally and intelligence. it’s no surprise given their distance relative/cousin the modern house dogs are so good with people. He earned the trust of the mother when he tried to feed the other cubs and she started to feed him as well. It’s pretty much how humans domesticated the ancestor of the modern dog.
The story even even lists other recent examples of humans being cared for by pack mentality minded animals.
The Mirror is a notoriously untrustworthy tabloid so I'd take everything you read in that article with a grain of salt.
To be fair, the article does link to the original BBC article:
http://www.bbc.com/news/magazine-25102983
I don't blame him, the behavior of our civilization is astonishingly retarded compared to the perfectly civilized behavior of the wolves. Only a particularly dysfunctional civilization has its members dying from obesity on one side of the globe and of starvation on the other.
If wolves developed their own civilization I guarantee they would be infinitely more competent at it.
Rot comes with numbers, not with certain species.
You know what guys nevermind, I am very bad at posting on this forum because it's impossible to convey my tone through text without extensively elaborating that I am not completely serious, I stepped on this rake before, forget I said anything.
"Wolves could run the world better" says the man posting on a digital network that lets him instantly communicate with billions of people across the globe, while living in a made made home with controlled temperature, plumbing, electricity, meanwhile wolves are fighting each other for the right to fuck their sister.
As I have mentioned forget I said anything, everything that I say on this forum is met with an ultra serious argument and it's virtually impossible to say anything lighthearted without reaffirming that it's a joke in 40 size Times New Roman
No, it's more like your joke was crap and it fell flat, and as a result you're being rinsed for the crappy message the joke was based on. The only person who made a bad joke here is you, we're not some spectre of the damned arising from the mist to cart you into the Abaddon purely because you didn't go "I Am Joking" -- your joke sucked and I'm calling you out on it. Perhaps if you're going to make such poorly-worded sarcastic remarks you should have the backbone to withstand criticism on it rather than just throw your hands up and go "THIS FORUM'S TOOO SEWIOUS!" the second you get called out for not being clear with your sarcasm.
Edgy shitposting is still shitposting.
No, this forum is definitely too serious and there was nothing particularly poorly worded about anything that I have said. From what I have noticed thus far it is a bad idea for me to post virtually anything here 99% of the time as a statistical observation.
Than you for proving my point completely by treating my supposedly grave error with such importance as to write a dedicated paragraph about it.
in defense of the wolves, there’s probably some people still doing that in southern US
Dude, it has nothing to do with the seriousness of the forum, it's entirely your inability to convey tone through text. Don't type seriously, it won't get taken seriously.
"Guy has a point, at least wolves can feed their weak and needy, solving world hunger in one easy step "
I just said the same shit you did, with almost a fourth of the characters, and in a way that I guarantee you has less tonal issues than your post did, even if it's still slightly political just from the subject matter. This is a you-problem, not an everyone else-problem.
I noticed this issue more than once and it is definitely not just my fault nor is it exclusively related to me, also I personally do not find what you typed to be funny and it is too short (even though I thank you for the post anyway) and it would probably also get wrecked to shit if you posted it or just ignored.
Also to be entirely honest it frequently has nothing to do with what i said whatsoever and sometimes there are those moments where people do not like your face no matter what you say, even if it's the most flawless joke in the world. Sometimes there is just a really dumb clash of circumstances which leads to people arguing or being upset over literally nothing, and this was one of those moments.
It's very possible that it's on me in the sense of me having a certain talent of pissing people off randomly sometimes, but it literally has nothing to do with what I actually said. In less silly circumstances it would have probably just been ignored.
Sometimes people just hate what I say no matter what I actually fucking say.
or, it's just you flipping out like this every time there's a tinge of negativity sent your way? the first guy to reply to you was making a joke too. that post is where it would've ended, if you'd just followed your own advice and gotten over it instead of hijacking the thread for yourself
Have you ever considered that youre not funny, and your edgy and dour shitposting isnt funny either?
Facepunch is not a mega hivemind or an ant hill, so if 10 guys here consistently think yourr unfunny, then youre probably not funny.
You guys do realize that you are perfectly fulfilling what that post was saying right? People are assuming that it has to do with me being edgy whiny or throwing a hissy fit, that is not the case for absolutely none of these posts, it has to do with miscommunication and what happens to certain people on this forum including me. The reason why it has been posted for this long is because it felt like people wanted to discuss the issue, and also because some people may have related to what I was saying.
People also seem to be under the impression that the main purpose of this convo is to demonstrate that I worry about being funny or not, that is also not the case, the main focus was the fact that exceptionally weird shit sometimes happens and this was the prime example of a repeated event, which means that this is not just about this thread specifically either.
Absolutely none of these follow up posts had any sort of negativity targeted at anyone or had the intention of being bitchy, yet they were still interpreted as such regardless of what they actually mentioned.
Let's analyze this situation for a second: I make a quick non serious post about human beings being dumb and about a wolf civilization. people for some retarded reason take my post seriously about a fucking WOLF CIVILIZATION, in what state of mind does one have to be in order to take that bullshit seriously that is not irrational malice? you are taking a post seriously about wolves working at burger king, and you proceed to offer serious counter arguments to it while then going that you knew it was a crappy joke all along in order to backpedal?
And you then find it so important to repeatedly state that I am not funny instead of focusing on what I am actually trying to convey?
As that post have just mentioned, I will receive mostly negative feedback regardless of what I say no matter how perfectly constructed it is, it's mostly just occasionally shit charisma.
I almost guarantee that this post will be misinterpreted as well and people will mistakenly assume that I am complaining or being bitchy even though I am as chill as a cucumber.
it has nothing to do with this thread specifically, it has to do with long term effects.
get over it
you lost the right to say this forum's too serious, fails to see jokes, and makes way too big a deal out of everything when you read this:
took it seriously, failed to see the joke, and made way too big a deal out of it
Imagine reacting like this just because you were told youre not funny
That post is intended as an argument, not a joke. I do not have to "get over" it and there was never a point in this thread during which I was not over it, I am discussing an issue. You do not have the authority to determine what I lost the right to say and what I did not lose the right to say.
The reason why I took this situation seriously is because everyone else took it seriously and I had to address it.
I am not making a big deal out of anything, my reaction is completely proportional to what is happening and what was happening before this thread even started.
At least in a wolf civilization no one would judge me for yiffing.
this is a completely disproportional reaction wtf, you're on a massive sanctimonious rant over the fact people didn't like your joke. take a step back and look at how pointless this is, dude
I mean it kinda does have everything to do with that post. Youve hijacked this entire thread just to backpedal
No it's definitely pointless but I felt like continuing anyway for some reason, and again this is not strictly related to that post.
You have a mad persecution complex if you think me calling your dumb post dumb and cracking wise about it is "irrational malice", as if I slithered through a haunted mirror this morning with the express desire of hunting you down and crushing you, and only you. I burst into the thread like Nemesis from Biohazard 3: Last Escape (known as Resident Evil 3: Nemesis in NTSC and PAL localizations), unsheath my malicious rocket launcher, and unleash a fusillade of hateful speeches directed solely at you, Genkaz, alone. I, the malicious master of malevolence, have suckered you into yet another fantastical ruse whereby I might dash your credibility to the floor like plates in a touristy Greek restaurant, shattering your hopes and dreams with them like how my big brother once froze my favourite action figure and shattered it on a pavement. Yes. That is totally what I did. I sought you out like a heat-seeking shit missile, and sprayed you with liquidized turd purely for being you, and not because your post was shit.
I saw your post and I didn't like it, and I responded in kind. Get over yourself.
Sorry for this bullshit guys i'm done, I apologize to everyone for this crap.
Genkaz's napoleon complex is so bad hes gonna try to invade Russia
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