• Sex wearable is coming to track your performance and judge you
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https://www.cnet.com/news/icon-smart-condom-ring/?ftag=COS-05-10aaa0b&linkId=35064659 There's really no way this could go wrong... There's not enough security researchers in this space. I wonder what submitting a proof-of-concept for a vulnerability to a condom company would be like?
No use in buying something I'll never get to use.
Most smart-tech sex toys have pretty terrible security measures. So unless that changes then I do not see the appeal in it.
why would i pay money to feel bad about my performance during sex? imagine if they implemented leader boards and you're ranked 800 out of 900 while some chads compete with each other for the #1 slot
I agree, but some people are just looking for whatever cool new trend is gonna spice things up for them. It's crazy thinking about the people just shitting this kind of stuff out in to the universe, fishing for the next lucrative trend, while people's privacy will likely be impacted by it...
I never understood people being concerned about their vibrators security, like, wow, someone might be able to hijack the control of your toy by hitting up random hashcodes, so bad.
I mean. That's kinda lame. How are you supposed to have a leader board with those statistics? If anything that encourages uh... an increase in velocity and speed which definitely aren't the determining factors in how 'good' a 'sex' is.
https://i.imgur.com/SD2XAHt.png
the last thing i need is facebook selling my sexual performance to politically charged companies
ah yes i REALLY want dataminers and advertisers to know how big my cock is PERFECT idea i dont see anything wrong with this AT ALL
sounds like u have something to hide
The real test comes when it has to tell the difference between sex and a posh wank
Trust me he's got nothing to hide.
We all know the top 10 positions will be taken by people finding exploits like stuffing them into centrifuges to get those 10000 thrusts per minute
Yea but that's what the anti-cheat camera verification is for.
Just like with fitbit some people will probably just inflate their stats to ridiculousness by fapping all day.
So you can dissappoint more than just yourself, your sex partner, your parents and the rest of your family.
Can't wait for advertisement companies to buy my sex stats so that they can then target ads towards me.
one of them had a camera on, im pretty sure people care about that
You would not notice a difference from the norm. They'd still just be hawking you viagra.
I think a vast majority of people are obsessed with stats, it's a neat way to present information and honestly it can have some pretty positive outcomes as well. I know that I work way more efficent when I get some stats that shows progression and influences over time. It's really useful although kind of idiotic to measure sexual peformance. How does one even define or quantify a sexual performance?
More like use that to get around a router's security as a back door. That literally happened to an airport and caused chaos.
Come at me. I''m already love-machine, wonder to what level this will bring me. jk nothing loves me back in life
Why would I want a device I can only wear for 30 seconds at a time?
me condom's killing some kid's minecraft server
Just because it doesn't serve an incredibly worthwhile function is no excuse for lax security.
does it work with anime body pillows? asking for a friend
How big and stretchy is it though? The other smart sex things for men always have hard upper limits on what sizes they'll support, but this doesn't say anything about that.
I'm kinda cracking up that they legit have to hire developers to construct and maintain a database that tracks all of these stastics, like girth size, thrusts, frequency
My penis is, admittedly, very small, so I won't be buying this.
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