• This Medieval Italian Man Replaced His Amputated Hand With a Weapon
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https://www.sciencealert.com/images/2018-04/processed/lombard-man-knife-hand_600.jpg Archaeologists have found a fascinating puzzle in the shape of a man's remains dating back to medieval Italy. It looks like this guy went through life with a knife attached to his arm, in place of his amputated hand. This medieval Italian man replaced his amputated hand with a wea.. Can't believe someone finally discovered this AC2 promo
Groovy.
Can we take a moment to admire the artistry in that drawing of the skull
What a badass. Thank God he's dead or we'd all get a shit kicked in by him.
Are we forgetting the horrible tale of Galvarino? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Galvarino https://files.facepunch.com/forum/upload/237016/1348b00c-0186-44f5-aad4-f8c7f8f081d2/image.png
We should probably bury his skeleton again, otherwise his residual badassery radiation will regenerate him until we end up with a medieval man running around in a very confused manner.
Of all the people who's story has been passed down... All the people we know stories of to this day... Why have we never heard about this bad ass?!
Clearly this is an elite soldier for the Skeleton War
Or perhaps it's a long time veteran who earned an honorable discharge.
The guy she tells you not to worry about vs. you.
https://static.giantbomb.com/uploads/scale_medium/0/4344/963904-gorefast_pr_character_sheet.jpg ???
As nice as an appropriate Killing Floor reference would be, this don't make no sense in this context because the Gorefast clearly has the blade attached to the arm that was not amputated (or never fully formed, depending on how you view the specimen cloning process). His whole blade arm is there; it's just that his hand has been split in half. Why, this comparison isn't applicable at all! What kinda fast one are you trying to pull on us, you gormless tosser?
I bet he was the life of the party back then.
Seems like a bad ending of Army of Darkness.
It's a shame he was born so early, he could've strapped a cannon to it.
What if he was like, a meek old fishmonger and everyone's like "oh god yeah im glad that guy is dead" Probably donated to charity too you sick fucks
No one has a knife for a hand who isn’t an absolute bad ass. That’s, like, how these things work.
Honestly, if I ever had an arm amputated, I would get one of those cool robo arms, and then have have an AR57 embeded into it. Ya know, those AR-15s with 5.7x28mm P90 Magazines. Maybe even have a machete somewhere in there.
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