How I discovered the pleasures of spinning my meat to national anthems/hymns - General

So recently I was super stoned, I was holding a glass of water and was listening to national anthems of various socialist countries and realized I had forgot to put on my pants and boxers, just wearing a shirt and hoodie with my dick hanging out, I was wondering why my neighbor and the mailman looked so weird at me, then I decided "Hey that rhythm is pretty.. spinnable!" so I decided to spin a fidget spinner, balancing it on my erect cock(thinking of hardcore stalinist countries and dictators makes me super hard) but I got bored of that, so I decided to spin my dick around in a counter clockwise direction(my dick is a bit weird and can only spin that direction, but it can do it at rapid speeds, even when erect) to the beat of the anthem of the Socialist Republic of Yugoslavia Then I thought "Hey I should try this while smoking a king size joint and listening to all the anthems and national hymns of the world. Now I have officially smoked a joint while spinning my dick to all historical, alternative and current anthems of all countries ever to have existed. I then decided to spin my dick to fictional anthems and eventually movie soundtracks and series themes. My favorite are theese three: The harry potter theme The fresh prince of bel air Bandit radio I thought of trying it to hardcore techno or breakcore but decided against it because I didnt want to go deaf from the sonic boom that would cause due to the speeds I'd had to rotate my phallus at. Orchaestral and rhythmic phallus rotation while inebriated by illicit herbal narcotics is possibly the greatest pleasure I have discovered. Tell me, have you tried this before? If not, please try it and report your findings! To the mods: This is a totally serious thread, I wanted to share the pleasures of musical cock flailing to the masses of Facepunch, particularly the drug users of Facepunch.

What the hell did I just read?

yknow i never had an intention in posting in this subforum, and i rarely ever go to it but uh what the hell

I'll give it a go I guess what's the worst that could happen?

What the fuk

Spin to win apparently

Anyone able to return with reports yet?

Alright a warning, today I tried smoking crack and spinning my dick to satanic black metal, my dick started burning and aching and I believe I might have summoned satajn and he is trying to eat my guitar now

Satajn, the most deadly of the samurai.

I thought I was the only one who did this!

Try Necrophagist or Rings of Saturn

imagine if you span too fast and your cocks innnards flew out of your foreskin

Hey, I have a huge problem. I tried doing this to Devourment's Postmortal Coprophagia, and it worked really well. But I started to spin my dick so hard it made a "wheeEEEEEEEEE" noise like a computer fan going too hard and I entered a trance like state. When I woke up I was balls deep in my dead grandmother and had at least seven sewing needles in my urethra. How do I live this down?

pfft last time I spun my meat to Fermented Offal Discharge by Necrophagist I woke up from a g-force induced blackout some time later deep inside the cunt of a big fat diary cow, apparently having taken its virginity by crawling inside its vagina.

isnt there a video of some russian guy in chaps and a pirate hat doing this

Our true lord and savior. His ways will lead generations towards absolution.

ah yes the russian dongcopter pirate, the forerunner to this subculture and art!

In the violence of spindick, I have become dongyo, god of the spin in the centrifugal lands

I'm a coptor man myself, sometimes I like to imagine I'm a giant smashing buildings and I'll slam it into tables and stuff too.