Having Big Genitals Can Spell Evolutionary Disaster, Say Paleobiologists
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https://www.inverse.com/article/43744-big-genitalia-survival-of-species
We should all strive for smaller packages
Good news for us moderators.
Speak for yourself microweiner.
Having Big Genitals Can Spell Evolutionary Disaster, Say Small Teary-Eyed Paleobiologists
Looks like someone has a high risk of being outlasted.
The person behind this has a small cock
yeah, take that
checkmate alpha males
I AM AWAITED
I AM AWAITED IN VALHALLA
I wonder if dicks are going to be like 20 inches long in the future with how important they are to people's well being/self esteem (see thread) and the onset of genetic engineering.
I wonder about these kind of things every hour of every day.
Just please don't ask us to witness you
Way ahead of you, evolution.
Time to add to the list of reasons why I'm an evolutionary failure
It must be great being legally titled a scientist. You can just claim anything like "Scientists report that having sex more often with scientists makes you live longer" and bam, the world bends to your will.
Also that fucking eggplant emoji thumbnail lmao
Suddenly men across the globe are feeling better about their penis size.
Guess I'll die very young.
I know everyone's having a giggle but remember they were studying fossilized ostracods, not homo sapiens.
Male ostracods that are alive today are no longer hindered by penis size. Now, in a sexual dimorphism twist, they have two penises.
Imagine
Someone notify Tudd that he's officially a failure of nature.
Jokes on you evolution, I won't even need it. I'll live forever.
Seven Vaginas. Maybe more.
I knew all the hardships and troubles I've had in my life were for a reason.. Thanks scientists, I now know what to blame everything on.
I would appreciate a grower vs shower cross analysis
"The idea in this paper is that the energy that older ancestors of ostracods spent on having large sex organs left them unable to develop traits that would have left them better equipped for survival, albeit with smaller dicks."
This doesn't apply to human beings I think. We've grown out of the need for physical traits to survive the natural environment because we now create our own environments.
nobody wants a 20 inch unit, you'd never be able to use it
maybe it'll go up slightly on average but that's beyond ridiculous
perhaps he did this just to show how secure he is and actually has a megadong
If your joke has to come with a disclaimer that it is a joke, I recommend you reconsider it
I doubt it, sex can be painful for a women and it is kinda hard to have children if a women does not want to have sex with you. Most women don't care about your penis size.
It's not like it is a good joke either, because everyone ignores scientists all the time - usually when believing them would conflict with their world view or suggest they need to do something different. I mean, the world sure is bending to the will of climate scientists, amirite?
Finally, my theory on the REAL reason Dinosaurs went extinct has merit!
a big dick sucks all the blood from your brain when erect, making you less aware of your surroundings during sex and more easy to ambush. us smalldicks are more combat-effective when erect due to more blood staying in the brain.
this is my headcanon
This is the day r/incels has been waiting for.
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