Ash, Jäger, Glaz, and Twitch are the worst mains of all time - Games

if you play these characters please go back to Overwatch or get good and play a real character like Buck or Bandit. Buck is the greatest thing to happen to video games since Sengoku Rance and if you don't play him, you probably don't realise how he's the most versatile operator in the entire game. The masterkey makes Sledge obsolete, his Rhodesian FAL is the most powerful gun in the game, his potential to massacre entire teams makes the Waffen SS look like the Iraqi Army. His advanced winter stealth camo and ski mask combo is so intimidating, the CIA considers it the greatest weapon in modern psychological warfare. Unfortunately JTF2 had to be balanced out so they made the defender a Mongolian lolita warlord with a Sten Gun to appeal to unemployed manchildren who watch FPSRussia and probably still unironically think Dark Souls is a good game. Every other operator in the game is obsolete and all other attackers should just pick recruit to not embarrass themselves. Other operators merely imitate certain aspects of Buck's master strategy. He holds complete control of blitzkrieg tactics, deep battle shock and awe warfare, and CQC. Buck is objectively the best character in all of video games

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Bandit is better than Jager imo. His gun doesn't do as much DPS but at a higher rate of fire and more consistent recoil I would argue Bandit is more consistently solid over Jager.

Ash is a meme operator pretty much, just like D.va is a meme hero in overwatch

Except unlike D.va Ash is actually good.

Did they ever fix her head hitbox?

I think they're comparable. Bandit's MP7 is hilariously good at close ranges because of that godly hipfire but I've found the 416-C's range advantage really useful. I pick both depending on what my current strat is (and whether there's already a Mute or not). If I'm defending the upstairs balcony on Theme Park I'll always take Jager and burst down idiots that bust right through the front door.

What the fuck? What did Frost players do to you?

If you are still playing Jäger over Bandit you are likely a lonely teenage boy who results to insulting people with racial slurs on /v/ and masturbates in the double digits a day to IQ rule 34 and most likely bought her elite set too. Bandit is the true pick for players who actually can frag people as opposed to playing jager breaking open a window and having their domes caved in by a superior Buck player, still hoping that your bullshit peeking will work despite the lack of ACOG and Doc or Rook doing it better despite being much fatter. Bandit can disable the most recent cutting edge tech from around the world with simply a car battery which speaks heavily on his tactical genius employing simple tools to complete the task. Jäger players are comparable to Star Wars fans, always complaining that the past was better. Ash is also a terrible pick and the only reason she gets picked is because she fulfills some boys fetishes of being dominated or ended by a girl, better yet a redhead. Ash players are unable to accept that IDF will never get added so they just have to have a pathetic fantasy with Ash instead simply because her character is from Jerusalem. DPS doesn't mean jack shit if you aren't a geriatric that can't aim half a fuck for the enemy's head

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