• How many five year olds would it take to bring down a lion
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How many little fists would it take, asking for a friend.
7
If you throw them hard enough, one should suffice.
At least 1
Always two there are; no more, no less.
Trick question. The answer is 5. Five one year-olds could take down 1 lion.
Depends on how well armed the children and the lion is
You could make a gun that shoots kids (out of it). Dicks don't count.
depends on how hungry the children are too
Are the children fearless and know no pain?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=&v=LA-YD6sTcP4
If the lion bites a five year-old in half, then you have two five year-olds. Five year-olds win every time.
1. Here's how, you don't even need the kid to be fully healthy. Feed/Give the kid poison, let it get good and nice in their system, and then send them out to the lion. The lion will eat the tainted meat and nature will take its course.
How old is the lion?
1
You never specified what kind of five year old it is, nor did you specify weapons. It could be a five year old wolf who was raised too protect a five year old child, who also has a suicide belt, and if the child dies, the wolf is trained to detonate the belt. Yes, the five year old human child would most likely die, but the five-year old wolf shall send off his soul to Valhalla with a blast from the suicide belt.
1 because the lion lays down to feed it
Five year old humans with no weapons or preperation, but an infinite supply of them.
how much prep time does the lion have
We talking about human five year olds or like kangaroo five year olds. Its an important distinction.
Forsake of it, just go with human you guys, unless OP says otherwise.
Oh so the 'normal' is now human? Speciesist.
human five year olds
Who would win in a fight: 10 4 year-olds, or one fourty year-old?
Have the kid swallow enough glass to shred the lining of the Lion's stomach and then smack the lion with a newspaper Then he'll die of ink poisoning because lions are deathly allergic to newspaper ink
What is the carrying capacity of a lion? I reckon you would need a pile big enough to weigh him down.
Only one, you just have to throw really hard.
Is it an African or a European lion?
Are we talking like pampered white surburban kids, poor trailer trash raised on a diet of belts and sofa leather, or half-starved double-mad sub-Saharan African child soldiers?
All the above
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