Study of long-term heterosexual couples finds women over-estimate and men undere - Sensationalist Headlines

https://digest.bps.org.uk/2018/04/25/study-of-long-term-heterosexual-couples-finds-women-over-estimate-and-men-underestimate-their-partners-sexual-advances/ Welp thread title wasn't long enough

Whenever I make an advance on my parter I always use the Case Blue rule of thumb. Works every time.

So every time you're not exactly sure about your sexual advances, you launch an attack on Soviet territories creating a situation that spirals out of control and leads to the deaths of millions of people? Either I'm misinterpreting you, or your sex life is really weird. But eh, to each their kinks.

You're thinking of Operation Barbarossa, which failed to achieve all of it's goal of a swift victory. Case Blue was meant to pick up the pieces to prepare for a more drawn out war by seizing Russia's main supply of oil.

The key is a swift two-pronged attack to the left and right flanks.

What the heck is happening here?

We're discussing sexual advances techniques based on Nazi military tactics, would you like to join?

Seriously, what the fuck did he even mean

I try to leave it to the italians but they keep fucking up and requiring me to take over.

Here's the paragraphs that tell the results of the study quickly for anyone who just wants to get the jist of it: The results showed that both men and women were pretty good at identifying the behaviours that their own partners use to indicate that they’d like to have sex. However, on average, the women overestimated the number of times that their partner tried to initiate sex, whereas the men got it about right. A second, similar, confirmatory study, involving the other 60 couples, found that the participants were again pretty good at recognising the behaviours that their own partner uses to indicate interest in having sex. In this group, the women also thought that their partners made more sexual advances than they actually did (according to the partner data), but only marginally. However, the men underestimated their partner’s advances. The average differences are pretty interesting, but it's also not surprising that couples are good at figuring out when it's time to deploy to stalingrad

The key is to never get involved in a land-war in Asia in the first place, or to go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line.

I love this thread

The key to avoiding under-estimation of one's sexual advances is to be certain that they can withstand the harsh Russian winter, otherwise supply lines will be difficult to maintain and the invasion will fail prematurely.

welcome to the newpunch version of "i james bond burger your sister".

Study of long-term ideological rivals finds Soviets over-estimate the sanctity of the Molotov-Ribbentrop Pact and Germans under-estimate the tenacity of the Red Army.

In Soviet Russia penis has monlogue That tends to require a wizard hat.

That's the friend zone. Resource burn means it's working. Just wait. We're getting there.

I'm not sure how this thread went into such bizarro places but I like it.

I like to overwhelm my partner with loads of thick wet USRR soldiers until they surrender in pleasure. I tell the story everytime but everyone thinks the USA dildo i used for like 5 minutes was the one that did it all

Never before seen a thread get so swiftly and beautifully derailed. Almost hope he doesn't come back and clarify what he meant, don't think anything could live up to this.

what's wrong with you my dude

You need to make sure you pound their frontline with some heavy artillery to break down fortifications and their will to resist.

this thread makes me imagine a future where children are raised for the sole purpose of fighting a long running war, and as a result they're only taught military history and nothing else, so they have no knowledge of love or reproduction. then during a field operation, they stumble across some old world books about romance and try to figure out the concept using the military tactics they were taught

I mean personally I prefer to find that my girlfriend's regions are bare when I arrive there, but I think "scorched earth" is taking it a bit far.

just fuck the tank till the crew insde starts screaming.

Only use bunker busters behind enemy lines. If you don't, you run the risk of the war costing you much much more than you expected, and it will continue for over a decade.

I remember seeing this article on Reddit the other day Their age range of participants was 18-50 with a mean age of 22, and there was no definition of what they considered long term? It seemed more like a study on the average undergrad's dating habits than anything reflective of the population

The obvious solution is to parachute behind your target and take it from the rear. Even if easier if you make it a surprise and catch them with their pants down.