What is it with this guy and mysterious glowing objects?
only twice a day at 12 and 5
How the fuck you gonna make people wear a hijab on the rollercoaster?
Will it feature Palestinian mickey mouse?
https://i.ytimg.com/vi/MSL0sMKGlY8/hqdefault.jpg
I feel like there should be a monty python skit on this.
Hold on did I read that right - 130 Square Miles allocated for the Park? That's not right, is it?
Well shit, I didn't notice that in the article before.
Riyadh is 694 square miles.
That would make this park just under 20% of the entire size of the capital
what the fuck
By comparison every Disney brand park in the world totals up to 39 square miles.
So to get a sense of how big this park is just imagine every disney location at once...
Three and a half times.
I suspect climate change will turn the middle east inhospitable, and all this shit is going to be abandoned chernobyl-style.
I don't know, but you really don't want to be on that thing when it brakes and stops mid-looping because it's time to pray to Mekka.
Can't wait for Battlefield 2142 but in reverse!
Literally all I could think of when I read about the scale of the park:
https://youtu.be/bcuAw77J8_Y
you know, outside of the uber rich, I highly doubt that saudi arabia is going to be on the top of people's list when it comes to their holidays
Is every ride gonna be Aladdin's theme?
yeah then we can play an awesome hack n slash game set in the park
I can picture that.
"Y'allah, get out of here kufir."
One of the unique weapons you can find is a gold plated AK that weighs twice that of the regular one and can't be upgraded.
Instead of Duty and Freedom you have shia and shiite factions murdering each other. Emissions are replaced with calls to prayer and if you don't show up at the nearest shelter you get your PDA flooded with "INSHALLAH, WHY ARE YOU NOT AT PRAYER, STALKER?!"
For real though, I'd actually play a stalker type game set somewhere like Riyadh.
Replace dogs with herds of gibbering suicide bombers
Ah yes, the hospitable middle east
Well there's been people living there for millennia, so it cant be completely inhospitable yet.
only inhospitable for the women
The inhospitality was used as a natural defense for the traders and caravans that inhabited the Arabian peninsula such as the Nabateans. Its possible to live there but in order to do so everything must be imported so trade is your only option.
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