Watch the orange buffoon call up Michael Cohen out of habit.
Live by the paid poon, die by the paid poon
Please please please let this lead to yet another defamatory tweet which results in yet another lawsuit.
How will the textbooks my children read in 20 years explain how a pornstar dethroned a tyrant?
Directly off the new, federally funded, Internet Library of Video Documents (brought to you by PornHub).
"Donald who? Oh, the one who was impeached right before President Daniels was elected?"
No absolutely not no more celebrity presidents. Don't even joke about that man....
Just elect whoever run's PornHub's PR team.
I can see the slogans now.
"PornHub Katie, because we know how the sausage is made."
"Your best decisions have always been made after a good fap. If we can help you make good decisions, you can help us make good choices!"
She'd have my vote.
Suck the throne. Live by the throne. Die by the throne.
It's okay in 20 years schools will still be using textbooks from the 90s. My little cousin's social studies book still talks about the twin towers being up.
I'm no historian but there's gotta be a king or something that had their reign ruined by some kind of sex worker in history, already.
Any illegitimate heir to the throne born from a concubine or whore which threw a hierarchy into chaos. It has happened repeatedly and extensively.
Our own President appears to have only narrowly dodged this time-honored chaos-bringing bullet.
not ruined but Justinian I's former prostitute / burlesque dancer / possible swan fucker wife Theodora basically ran the Byzantine Empire 50/50 with him as co regents
let's just hope Trump doesn't try to pull a metaphorical Consort Qi
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