• Serial School Pooper Revealed to be the District Superintendent
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http://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-43998174
"Better out than in, I always say"
"Police hunting a suspect who relieved himself on school grounds "on a daily basis" "On Facebook, local residents speculated on his potential motive, with some arguing he should not be punished unless his intent was malicious." What exactly is a benign, acceptable motivation for public defecation on a campus full of children? I'm not sure exactly where the benefit of the doubt fits in on this one.
He's a member of faculty and thus is above the rules? If this was a student they'd be calling for his head on a spike, expulsion minimal.
Well if he went for a run immediately afterwards then it could be any number of bizarre reasons.
Ahhhh my school had something like this in the 90s, we called it the "Poopy Bandit" I had a guy confirm it in PMs on the old forums, here's that: ok so this was like, 12-13 years ago when my brother was a freshman. one day some kid had taken a shit in a urinal or on the bathroom floor, cant remember the explicit details, no big deal, just a mess. next time it was in a stairwell, and it made *school paper* Headlines. "THE POOPY BANDIT STRIKES AGAIN." It happened about 2-3 more times over the year, and each time the newspaper had the same headline. People speculated who it was but no one had any idea who it was. The person remained a complete mystery. At the end of the year, they finally caught the kid, LITERALLY WITH HIS PANTS DOWN about to take a shit on the seal in the fieldhouse. Apparently, he tried to run away with his pants down. Pretty sure he was expelled. Here's a similar (possibly same incidents?) 4chan story
Now that's what I call steamed hams.
I was trying to think of a reverse steamed hams but couldn't think of anything great
ah pooperintendent chalmers welcome
We had a guy on campus who would shit in the showers of one of the residence buildings. We never ended up catching him, but the Lane Hall Shitter lives on in legend
Every school has a phantom shitter. 3 fucking times I walked into the bathrooms to see someone left a fat steaming log on the floor.
One year in the college dorms, we had a serial seat shitter. This cunt would leave a fat dookie on the toilet seat, leaving the seat unusable until the poor janitor cleaned it up.
We had a suspect with a similar shitty agenda dubbed "The Excrecist". Once in a while there would be poop all over the walls and ceilings in the bathroom halls like someone was possesed mid-shipping of diarrhea. A couple of students suspected in defiling the rooms were expelled, but it still continued afterward. Last thing I saw before I gratuated from that school was shit on the ceiling and rolls of TP too. You know what they say; shit happens.
once i walked into my math classroom to find a steaming log of shit under my fucking seat i also walked into the bathroom once to find shit smeared all over the walls
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Honestly from what I've seen I really don't think there's any restriction on where some people will take a dump.
We didn't really have a serial shitter, but there was one time where someone shat in a teacher's lunchbox. I was in the auditorium during an afterschool band practice, and one of the computer rooms was next door. The singers were in there looking up lyrics to one of the songs we were going to play, when they noticed something smelled awfully shitty. They traced it down to the lunchbox, and lo and behold there was a turd in there, right up against the icepack that was in there. We suspected it was one of the jocks. The teacher in question coached one of the sports teams, who were also in the building at the time. It might've been a dare or something. Can't remember if we found out who did it or not, or if they got punished.
That article doesn't mention it, but I read elsewhere that he wasn't actually the Superintendent of that school system, but of a nearby one. Didn't take a loss in the big game well, I guess.
There was someone at my school that literally crapped in a teachers desk drawer. It was only once but it was the big event of the month.
Cleveland Steamer Hams?
Turns out the Superintendent really does need his medication.
It is almost like he is marking his territory.
Theres recently(ish) been a resurgence in the thrillshitting scene its still very underground
The benefit of doubt is that school administrators in the USA normally have an IQ that’s lower than average room temperature... and I don’t mean Fahrenheit. They don’t know any better
I wouldn't be surprised. The shit people do in service of their dumb high school sports rivalries is just pathetic. In my town, some sadistic fucks from a neighboring school got in the news cause they killed and hung a dead bobcat on the goal post at our local high school football field.
hey superintendent you may be able to expel students but that doesn't mean you can just expel wherever you like if you know what I mean
I don't have any good school poop stories but one time at this heavy machinery convention in Germany I went to the public toilet, lifted the seat and found my fingers covered in shit. Some fucking cunt shit on the edge of the toilet and then put the seat down concealing it. Some vietnam era booby trap stealth shit right there. Never have I felt so sick in my life.
Police say they have got to the bottom of the "mystery pooper" investigation
Good times had by all, I'm pooped
American Vandal Season 2 anyone?
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