Is this guy Canadian? He sounds just like a friend of mine.
The fact this dude got a cameraman. Amazing.
WARM malt liquor, dear fucking GOD. Vomit fuel.
If you guys actually watch the video to the end, you'd know that it's just a skit.
for a none American, how many standard drinks in that bottle ?
Go to a gas station.
Get the largest fountain drink.
x2 it for proper American sized.
Then fill it full of warm piss for the equivalent of malt liquor.
Listen here mister Malt Liquor is fine, don't be a drink bigot.
I mean whats it compared to a pint of normal beer.
2.5
Normally this would just be kinda depressing, but with the fish-eye it makes it punk instead.
Of 8% beer. Enough to get your experienced drinker buzzed, or a normal person fairly drunk. Hence why he pukes at the end, malt liquor isn't fun. Especially warm, good god.
I've done this before on vacation and shit idk it's just... extreme hair of the dog.
Did I actually just watch 10 minutes of a shirtless guy chugging beer and throwing up.
That's pretty close to my peak-bender Tuesday mornings. Wake up, drink a milkshake to keep my stomach settled, then whip out the 800ml 8% beer, chug it to 'wet my mouth', then lay there until 12pm wanting to die before the day actually started.
you need help what the fuck
That has to be slowly killing your body.
I've gone dry now, at least for now. I've got a definite-date for permanent sobriety (from all substances, not just alcohol -- that includes caffeine and anything 'light' like that that people think is cool) but you're not exactly telling me anything I don't know.
One of my favorite communities to follow on YouTube is the 40 community. It's all people who drink 40s, love Trump, and talk shit all while listening to hip hop or watching sports. My interest is solely in how bizarre it is as a concept. It's up there with grocery haul videos. So while the video in OP may not be real, there are people out there on the 40oz grind.
https://youtu.be/eQ_x6zcWjmo
I used to drink 40's in university. Cheap way to get messy fast if that's what you're aiming for.
Never got to the breakfast 40 though, next level conceptualization.
Drinking 40's is for listening to punk and fighting people
Because, as with every substance, there's nothing wrong if you do not go overboard, which is clearly what you had?
I don't want to be an asshole, but your addictions are your addictions only, not anyone else's.
Where's the music? I thought this was Prodigy's last shit, smh.
i hate everything about this video and yet I love everything about this video
Yeah, you say that, and I'll agree, the only person reaching out and unscrewing the bottle at me, but at the same time whenever I talk about it (as you can see from the thread) the response is just "bwah, you're going overboard" and not "huh maybe you went overboard and now it's a problem that's gotten out of hand and you might need help?". Like, I've opened up to people about my past drinking and other vices, and the response I get is just like "Haha wow, how hardcore, you drink half a bottle a night, haha!"and not like "Uh, that's a lot, maybe you need help?". It kind of baffles me. Even my employer outright sort of waved it off, because the whole idea was 'well, it's legal, and you're functional, so who cares?' even though I was poisoning myself.
This post is going to get pretty personal, if only because
And despite what you guys might think, going dry isn't as simple as just not-drinking. I was lucky and my drying out only had moderate withdrawal symptoms, but withdrawals from alcohol have a very high mortality rate especially when you're deep into it. Only opiate withdrawals have such a worryingly high mortality rate.
Probably the worst part of going dry isn't like, "temptation" but the habitual nature of it. You just don't think about it, and despite the fact you're probably sat there going "Pshaw, it's not HEROINE ADDECSHEEON, how can you say it's hard?" believe me when I say that something that has been a habit for the better part of two years sticks with you. Just out of nowhere I catch myself going "I should pour a drink" and I have to correct myself and reorient what I'm thinking about. Doesn't sound like a lot of self control, right? It's more than you'd think, and not only that but consider that a lot of alcoholics are way less fortunate than me (decent job, comfy living environs, supportive friend network) and have a hell of a lot more avenues to help them fall back into that kind of behaviour. For me drinking was originally about taste, and I was so
terrified of drinking too much that I would hard limit myself. Eventually my tolerance and interest grew, and I started getting regularly shitfaced, and eventually it got to the point where if I didn't drink within a 24-hour period, the world would start spinning and I'd start shaking and
have the urge to throw up all over the goddamn place. So it became something I HAD to do, in my eyes, until I realized it really was time to stop. When I started looking for the cheapest, largest bottles of liquor, I realized it was time to stop doing it regularly.
Other people aren't so lucky. I've spoken to proper hardcore alcoholics (70cl+ of 80-proof a day) and some of the symptoms they had kind of horrify me, and now that I'm sober I wonder what the fuck I was thinking, because who wants to spend 4 days sweating and vomiting and
unable to sleep whenever the liquor wears off? Does the HARD DRINKIN' ATTITUDE really matter that much?
I don't wholly intend to go back to the bottle, but I know this bout of sobriety probably won't last forever-- if I do go back to drinking, I intend to at least start again in great moderation, and I have a definite date for pure 100% sobriety, which has been agreed upon by my friends and family, who hopefully will be there incase I'm too stupid to make the change myself. If I don't do it myself, they're gonna throw my ass in rehab and make me. Which I'm grateful for, and I'm very thankful that they took that burden on willingly. I gave them an out if they didn't want to,
but that's what friends are for. Like I say, I'm lucky to have that.
March 13, 2023. That's the day I will never drink again. No 'last ones' on that day, either. That day starts and ends dry, and every day after that.
When it comes to caffeine, my other addiction (which is mostly just physical and not mental) I intend to clean up from it just out of principle -- I want to live on my own two feet, rather than using something to prop me up. No shade on other people that do need caffeine to get them
through the day, or even people who need painkillers (I was prescribed them for my knee issues, but don't take the, because they don't help the damage to my knee, they just suppress it. I'd rather feel the pain and know it's fucked than sleepwalk it off-- besides, I have a pretty
high pain tolerance).
I think you can do it in moderation easily, fucktons of people do, but you have to understand and take onboard the fact that-- when you go past the moderate point, into abuse, not a whole lot of people understand that it can feel like a one-way-street. When you're underwater, you
can't see the air above the surface, only the ripples of moonlight on the waves.
This guy is playing Kid Pix while drinking booze.
This should be good.
this guy is peak 2010 internet
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MZRVbBZzz6Q
"Whatchu know about tha... *FRFRFRFRRRRRB* fuck... Probly Nothin... Fuck"
Is this a symptom of alchoholism?
He speaks like a cartoon character!
This is the weirdest shit since finding small husband. Who or what does this even appeal to.
It appeals to me as someone who is deeply invested in finding strange characters online. The most baffling thing is it isn't just him, it's a COMMUNITY
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