If you can have one superpower, what will be and what will you do with it?

[ignhelper]

Superpower:Teleport

Use: teleport to the toilet so I won't have to worry about running to take a dump

[ForNoReason]

better idea entirely, the superpower to never have to poop at all.

[Slapdown3]

I wish I could clone myself, then I'd just him to go take a deuce instead of me. or wait, would there be two deuces?

[The bird Woman]

Healing touch and become god

[zukriuchen]

telekinesis
it's basically force fields, flight, super strength and energy blasts rolled into one

[StoneRabbit]

Time control.
Slow it down to finish my overdue stuff, accelerate it so I don't wait for things, stop it entirely to rob banks and draw dicks on everyone's forehead.

[meanwhile]

but pooping is cathartic

i want superhuman dexterity so i can play some super fast free jazz on guitar

[Stimich]

Superpower: Rewind time.

Use: If you make a mistake, go to a previous state. Redo.

or

Superpower: Pause time. (Kinda like the previous one, but cool still.)

Use: If you're late to your bus, or just late in general, pause time to save time. You could also do some sick magic tricks. You could also get a full score in bowling or what have you.

[Noob©]

Superpowers already exist in this world
They are called money, talent, persuasion and guts.

[Paul-Simon]

Yes, and in this thread you can wish that you possessed any of those

[zukriuchen]

change of heart

i want laser eyes so i can blast this fool

[ignhelper]

Wait, perhaps have the ability to have my shit go supersonic

in the case where I have to defend earth against aliens and ran out of bullets, I can shit in their direction

[Art3mis Jinx]

Invisibility. So I can rob people easily.

[Toybasher]

Mind Control so I can have friends.

Telekinesis so I can be the ultimate street performer and make tons of money by levitating stuff.

[GoldenDragon]

The ability to travel between universes at will, including fictional ones.

[Headhumpy]

same except I want larger hands too so I can reach bigger chords on the piano

[megafat]

Travel to other dimensions.

[meanwhile]

we should start a jazz punk band with these powers

[Hanibal]

The power of being happy , probably not a super power though.

[IAmIroningMyDog]

I got one for you

not being boring

[Stiffy360]

The ability to summon any person, object, and creature at any time.

[slayer20]

Necromancy.

[gdfsgdfg]

The ability to draw at least slightly better

[normanlamont]

so you want huge hands that you can move really quick... ill have that and your gf's phone number please

[GHOST!!!!]

Toss up between Transmutation and Telekinesis, but Transmutation seems to have a limitless number of applications.

[Matthaios]

Shapeshifting.

[mikerocks]

I want a wallet that never runs out of money or little baggies of drugs. Also it has wifi I can use anywhere. I'd trade a super power for that.

[ignhelper]

Eternal youth or not

[Ott]

Motivation to git gud and practice bass/piano hours every single day.

[The bird Woman]

Happiness