Trump Lawyers Aim to Decide by May 17 Whether He Testifies in Mueller Probe
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https://www.wsj.com/articles/trump-lawyers-aim-to-decide-by-may-17-whether-president-testifies-in-mueller-probe-1525727774
In an informal, four-hour practice session, Mr. Trump’s lawyers were
only able to walk him through two questions, given the frequent
interruptions on national-security matters along with Mr. Trump’s
loquaciousness, one person familiar with the matter said.
This testimony is going to be a top-to-bottom hot dumpster fire and I really hope it's publicly broadcast so I can watch every second of it.
"We set an artificial deadline that we will not be held responsible for to make a decision that we already have made and already are building a media campaign against."
Probably no. I don't know what miracle the lawyers hope to pull with Trump or the interview, that Trump won't end up fucking himself hard.
stream it on twitch
They're going to try as much as possible to make sure he doesn't testify. Will love to hear their bullshit reasons why
it's such a twisted joke that it's taking this long to get him on the record about anything. Months and months and months to carefully craft a story and ensure he says exactly what should be said. he should've been put under oath and given his testimony the moment this drama first started lol but O WELL
Presidential impeachment speedrun. See if he can beat Clinton's testimony time of 11 hours by exploiting a glitch that allows him to commit perjury, obstruct justice and admit to collusion simultaneously.
Him playing 4D dice is actually just him glitching and editing the game's code so he can wrong warp straight to impeachment
In an informal, four-hour practice session, Mr. Trump’s lawyers were
only able to walk him through two questions, given the frequent
interruptions on national-security matters along with Mr. Trump’s
loquaciousness, one person familiar with the matter said.
Imagine having to listen to this blithering idiot talk for FOUR GODDAMN HOURS while only answering two questions.
So May 17th is Meuller's last day then?
Will just make it all the more amusing when he does testify and ends up giving Mueller all the ammo necessary despite all the preparation and coaching.
I'm picturing something like this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YkaDSiPrFGs
Backwards Longjumping straight into prison
wro-wr-wr-wr-wr-wr-wr-wrong
You'd think the fact that he has to practice this and only got through 2 questions in 4 hours would raise some red flags for his supporters.
If they actually applied logical thought instead of cultlike faith, they might question just how high-energy their President is when he's worse at answering questions and staying focused on one thing than actual toddlers.
Trump Isn’t Playing 3D Chess — He’s Playing Ultimate Tic
I'll be sure to have my vacation days prepared so I can join the protests when this shitflake refuses to testify.
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