• Police: "Captain Jack Sparrow" arrested after huffing glue, banging head on side
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https://www.fox13memphis.com/news/trending-now/police-captain-jack-sparrow-arrested-after-huffing-glue-banging-head-on-sidewalk/745688882 A Tennessee man was arrested after being involved in a bizarre incident with police on Wednesday. Brian Zielinski reportedly refused to stop when approached, police said. He also was “talking incoherently and appeared to be under the influence of some type of inhalant,” according to the reporting officer. Officers searched Zielinski and found two bottles of super glue and small light bulbs with straws attached. He told investigators that the items were for huffing glue. After he was handcuffed, Zielinski attempted to flee the scene and then asked police officers to kill him as he repeatedly smashed his head against the sidewalk. Zielinski was charged with disorderly conduct, evading arrest, inhale and possess intoxicants for unlawful purposes, possession of unlawful drug paraphernalia uses and activities, and resist, stop, arrest, search, according to WVLT. Zielinski was arrested in 2017 on a burglary charge while dressed as a pirate, according to WATE. Following that (2017) arrest he had claimed to be a member of the Hells Angels motorcycle gang and called himself Captain Jack Sparrow.  At the time of the 2017 arrest, he was wearing a pirate hat, a vest, red gloves and boots. Mugshot from 2017: https://arc-anglerfish-arc2-prod-tronc.s3.amazonaws.com/public/A465IICWV7IFGPNYXFOZOPUZ4Y.jpg Some people never change
Man, the Pirates of the Caribbean franchise has gone so down hill, that the main star has been getting drunk and doing stuff like this What a shame
Honestly I clicked this article fully expecting to see Johnny Depp
Poor Jack. He just wanted the black pearl back.
they will always remember this day as the day they finally caught Captain Jack Sparrow.
Bet he sang "I can't feel my face when I sniff glue.... but I love it".
Must have been desperate - the rum is gone, after all.
Lmao this happened in my town. Here's another glorious mugshot https://media-ncd.cmgdigital.com/photo/2018/05/08/showfile_1525755551778_11602455_ver1.0_640_360.jpg
He looks more like the joker than jack sparrow tbh
He looks like a Beetlejuice version of the Joker
This man looks like the shittiest morning ever.
This guy's a straight up villain.
It's like a fusion between Charlie and Cricket
man the guy from green day isn't looking so good https://files.facepunch.com/forum/upload/57926/3e90ed1d-cf37-4d55-91d2-75ffc3f9011a/image.png
Wouldn't have been surprised if it was actually Johnny Depp
He just looks like Count Olaf here. Can't even get his characters right.
i cannot believe how well you nailed that
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