Cocaine can be delivered quicker than pizza across UK, survey says
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https://news.sky.com/story/cocaine-is-delivered-quicker-than-pizza-survey-says-11364608
Do they do like a deliveroo or ubereats service
But what about pizza coated in cocaine???
Check and ma-
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Holy shit
They don't call it a hotline for nothing
these days you can get nearly anyt drug you want on your doorstep as fast as amazon can, its great
And pizza can arrive quicker than the police. This place is fucked.
Come on be fair that's no contest, you don't have to prepare and cook drugs to order
also I feel like the profit margins on cocaine are a little higher than they are on pizza
if only the pizza delivery guys were using the cocaine so the pizza would arrive faster
It's the same here unfortunately
Nearly, they just don't have an app. You just phone up, say what you want and where you are and wait for half an hour for a lad in a VW Golf or Polo to arrive at your door.
Well what are the cops gonna do before the powder gets through?
Wouldn't it be efficient for the pizza boy to get the cocaine on the way to you.
You give him the money for the pizza and drugs, pizza boy goes to dealer and give him the money and back to pizza shop.
Business opportunities people!!
What if we go one step further and allow the coke dealers to operate out of the pizzeria and further simplify the route.
wow that's pretty cool... although these days i can get takeaways delivered to my place quite fast, it does honestly worry me - a few times ive had chinese arrive 20 mins after the order is placed, seems too good to be true
No shit, cocaine doesn't have to bake for 15 minutes.
Now if only coke cost as much as a pizzas worth.
shut the fuck off dealers have t do a lot of prep work
So do pizza joints
Country with some of the strictest drug laws in the world, everybody.
For reference, they literally banned every single drug known to man and even drugs that haven't been invented yet with their catch-all Psychoactive Substances act a few years back. Everything except coffee, tobacco and alcohol is illegal now.
It had a huge impact on legal highs though which is what the Psychoactive Substances act was for, lots of people lost their minds or died because of that shit, it was filth.
Don't think fast delivery of coke is really a problem, people should be left to make their own choices if given the right education, doesn't mean the government should endorse it though.
No it didn't.
The one legal high that seriously needed to be banned, is still a huge problem - mostly in prisons, funnily enough, which the PSA was meant to help.
It's been an absolute failure of a law.
It stopped the quasi-legal sale of them, but it drove many of them underground. I've talked to some people from the UK and apparently you can just find the more popular "legal highs", primarily mephedrone which became extremely popular in the UK, as street drugs now. The whole reason people liked RC's was their availability and ease of access, with that gone they just go back to regular-old street drugs. I mean, pretty much all drugs started as "legal highs", anyway.
I just find the whole situation somewhat bizarre. The act banned the recreational use of nitrous oxide (laughing gas), but it's still legal to buy it for making whipped cream, so police have confiscated food grade nitrous oxide from parties then resold it online but "not for human consumption".
But yeah, the government doesn't have to endorse it to let people make their own choices. We need to focus on education and harm reduction rather than pretending that prohibition will magically sweep it under the rug. Every major ban only lasts long enough for the next big thing to show up, it's just an endless game of whack-a-mole.
Eyup, drug dealers are fast folk. It's quiet impressive when you think about it.
I'm mostly impressed by drug dealers in the US for making the switch to metric because they deal so much with international suppliers.
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