• Monster Hunter movie will start production in September, stars Milla Jovovich
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http://variety.com/2018/film/news/cannes-film-festival-2018-constantin-monster-hunter-1202807147/
Oh boy I can't wait for the straight to dvd release.
Mila Jovovich has a great track record in video game movies. I'm sure this'll be just wonderful. Peachy.
Does her husband go into shock if he found out they swapped out main actress He's always working with her, and she has worst emotional range than a piece of rock
Oh boy, more of Paul making fap bait of his wife that he can sell for side cash. https://youtu.be/ZPUPaxgIo98
Does Paul Anderson have a stake in Capcom or something?
I hope it's just the first Resident Evil movie but all the zombies are just wearing Jaggi masks
They make about ten million a year in rebroadcast and licensing for literally free, of course they're going to back to him for more.
While we're posting RLM jokes about resident evil: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5cZJKphrLac
She's his wife? Lmao I had no idea. Suddenly makes a heap of sense.
directors casting family should be a crime, especially in this case.
Cant wait for it to be played on syfy nonstop
I, for one, can't wait to see Milla's sterling impression of an oak tree in [b]Fantasyland[/b] this time!
Monster Hunter movie? I guess that could be pretty cool, if they give it to a good writer/directo- >Paul W.S. Anderson Or not. That's cool too.
aka "we don't want to put the time or money into designing an entirely new world so lets just use the universal backlot like we always do so we only have to composite it crazy creatures on an otherwise normal scene"
i thought Monster hunter was being made already they already made this footage earlier https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=duK8okgQNIU
if it doesn't involve killing a Rathalos fifty times so it can finally drop the goddamn Rathalos Wing it's not a real Monster Hunter movie
Yeah Paul once again is taking the imagery and fucking making his own movie. My friend told me the premise script is that its in modern day with guns and other fucking bullshit. Literally none of it has to do with the actual games other than the monsters being used.
The Kotaku description is so uncomfortably close to bog standard Isekai setup. It's like one truck away from being the standard.
This is a crime How can anything be Monster Hunter without oversized weapons bashing/smacking/slashing the fuck out of monsters.
really big pistols http://cdn0.wideopenspaces.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/remington-model-1859-9-pics_22.jpg
The story is apparently about your average white collar wage slave loser who is actually the descendant of a great hero and he has to kill the monsters before they destroy the world. Probably with guns. Maybe there's a joke about how he's offered a great sword and he can't lift it so he just takes an assault rifle that OHKs everything because guns are really cool and really good at killing things, right? Also Milla Jovovich.
So is half the film going to be Milla stood at the blacksmiths trying to work out which armour perks would be really useful right now? Gotta stay true to the source material dammit.
I misread the title at first and thought it was ending production then and I wasn't even phased about the fact it'd probably still beat the pc release
What's the fucking point if it isn't in a fantasy world? Oh right, then it would be expensive to make?
can't wait for it to have nothing related to the games and be a slow-mo shitfest
http://i.cubeupload.com/gQA1QZ.jpg Stop putting serbian actresses in shit movies
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