• Self-repairing organs could save your life in a heartbeat
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https://www.newscientist.com/article/2168531-self-repairing-organs-could-save-your-life-in-a-heartbeat/ I can't wait to have wolverine powers without the claws
The claws are the best part tho
after getting covered in metal, otherwise he kept painfully breaking them
I can just duct tape forks to my fists
Or it could go horribly wrong and turn us into Deadpool clones.
What's wrong with that?
So Deadpool. Yeah, definitely Deadpool.
99% of the people won't have the humor to make it worthwhile.
I’m pretty sure most iterations of Deadpool have constant chronic pain from the cancer eating his body and constantly regenerating. Also advanced psychosis but other than that, not much.
The first thing that comes to mind is not comic book regeneration, but those fucking worms or whatever from Futurama.
Because most people don't want to look like an avacado that had sex with an older, more disgusting avacado.
But we're the avacado generation
what
For years I thought we were the lazy generation.
for an extra dollar I can put avocado on that for you
I feel like I'm missing some sort of joke here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vAnD2nGLuA8 basically, no one gave a shit about avocados and they were basically considered a niche food in the united states until like the mid 2000s
Damn I'm behind the times then. I thought it was still a niche food. Probably because I've never even seen one in person or ate anything avocado flavored or know what that tastes like.
Get some tortilla chips and make some guacamole, it's great.
Thank god. If everyone was going around screaming "Chimichanga" I'd be very upset if I couldn't die.
probably doesn't hurt that Mexico has been massively promoting them to the tune of hundreds of millions a year. Big Avocado is a serious industry down there
why bother then
Because the adamantium grafted to his skeleton and claws starts to kill him after a while.
i meant why bother if no claws
I know. My post explained that they’re more of a hazard than anything. I’d rather wait for cybernetic prostheses a la Beuromancer and Dey’s Ex than claws inside your skeleton.
I'd rather have 100% reliable nanobots and lab grown organic limbs tbh. Bit more complicated than cybernetic arms, but those kind of freak me the fuck out. Plus, motherfucking nanobots giving you super strength, so you can lift more sacks of potatoes!
if we had full molecular level control of our bodies would we possess free will?
You thought that avocados were a niche food? Wait, what part of the US are you from if you don't mind me asking?
No sure why but I read title as: Self reporting organs and thought thats a neat feature.
For the emperor!
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