• Want to view porn anonymously in the UK? You need a Porn-Pass™ license for that
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High street newsagents are to sell so-called “porn passes” that will allow adults to visit over-18 websites anonymously. The 16-digit cards will allow browsers to avoid giving personal details online when asked to prove their age. Instead, they would show shopkeepers a passport or driving licence when buying the pass. The UK’s film censor, the British Board of Film Classification, carried out a public consultation ahead of age-verification laws that are to be introduced this year that will require viewers to prove they are over 18 when viewing certain sites. The legislation is designed to stop children accessing online pornography. https://thenextweb.com/uk/2018/05/13/uk-adults-may-soon-have-to-buy-porn-passes-from-corner-shops-to-prove-their-age-online/ https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2018/05/12/newsagents-corner-shops-sell-porn-pass-access-code-allow-adults/ https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/porn-passes-newsagents-shops-online-pornography-website-id-uk-government-a8349281.html
Man just when I thought this couldn't get any more stupid.
Don't mind me lads just nipping to the corner shop for my porno pass. What the fuck kind of world are we creating, this is literally a meme-world now
oh i completely forgot about this how about fuck off??
You got a license for those tits?
Oh my god yes. My country is so stupid at times. May as well traumatise a pensioner at the checkouts to get my money worth.
The legislation is designed to stop children accessing online pornography. Wont somebody PLEASE think of the CHILDREN?
I wonder if the unintended consequence of this entire program will be a rise in sexual crimes? People used to always be saying that access to porn helps people let out their sexual frustration and thus reduces sexual crime, time to find out if there's any truth or not?
what the fuck is this even meant to achieve what kinda backwards view on morality does your government have
UK government are a fucking joke, forget dealing with our crime epidemic we've got to protect the children.
There's another kind of pass you can aquire, it's called a fucking vpn.
Pffthaha, time to call up Her Majesty's Royal Pornographer to pipe in 10 minutes of porn to your clickety-clack data shack http://i.imgur.com/uzi3J9s.png Is any site other than the major ones like Pornhub even going to bother implementing this for British users? Ain't like these old fogies have a comprehensive knowledge of all the internet's spank shacks.
https://files.facepunch.com/forum/upload/57886/c938dcbf-8bd5-4eed-b22d-573661d58eb5/wanker.png
We have Theresa "Fields of Wheat" May as Prime Minister, surely that says it all.
A Prime Minister who'd only do more good for the country as a rotting corpse than in any state of living right now, same goes for Cameron before her. This fucking government is beyond a joke, it's appalling - focusing on shit like this whilst engaging in shady backdoor bollocks and spending money we supposedly didn't have not the NHS but on the closest backwards horseshit a party will ever get to the cancer that is the GOP in the US. Whoever came up with this deserves to be taken down the river and told about the rabbits.
With this and TPB style blocks we're going to be as into VPNs as the Chinese soon.
damn microtransactions
Jesus greentexts really are the future
Boris Johnson forced to resign after being caught buying the Premier Deluxe All Access Scat Hentai Pass from his local newsagent.
oh god this is going to become a reality https://files.facepunch.com/forum/upload/497/333ddfb0-fc7e-4695-8e5d-c4d8c20778b0/image.png
Did the UK ask for this? Like are the voters there getting what they asked for?
whats to stop people from going to reddit or 4chan for their porn? It seems to just target the people using sites that are only for porn and people who dont use those sites are fine.
I doubt the idiots that think this is a good idea are smart enough to think of something like that.
To be fair, this legislation was very likely written by men who's only experience with porn is going down to the store and picking up a magazine of it.
They don't care about it working it's just about looking busy writing some generic bill. They did the same with their moronic drug blanket ban (except tobacco and alcohol of course) in 2016 when legal highs were scary. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Psychoactive_Substances_Act_2016 I'd say it's about ego inflation too but I'm sure it's just more of a quota to them.
Really not sure what people expected with a Tory government led by Theresa May tbh. She championed all kinds of asinine shit like this in the home office.
Did we just shoot anyone that made decent legislation into the sun or something? As if this country couldn't be more embarrassing, we need little cards in order to watch porn anonymously now which should be an intrinsic thing.
They say it's anonymous but is it really when you have to go in public, buy a card and show your details to the cashier?
pretty much, by voting for the tories that's exactly what happened. I mean honestly, there's softcore porn on tumblr, there's porn here in Schindler's Fist.. like, as Sableye said, this has most likely been drafted by people who aren't remotely clued up as to what porn in the modern day is
What would stop someone from sharing codes?
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