Corrupt a wish - General - Facepunch Forum

Example: I say I wish I had a car The next person would say 'Granted, but it has no engine.' or something, make their own, etc. etc. I'll start I wish I had a thousand dollars

Granted, but it appears inside your head, bisecting your brain. I wish for a really good dinner tonight to share with the person below me.

Granted, but it's actually Michael Dinner and it kinda ruins the atmosphere I wish for the next winning lottery ticket, before it expires.

Granted, but it's for the lottery from the short story by Shirley Jackson. I wish for good enough seasonings to cook Michael Dinner such that he can be fairly (and tastily) portioned out with the person below.

Granted, but the police break in and execute both of us. I wish for Steam money.

Granted, but it's a date.

Granted, but it's made of literal Steam and fades away quickly I wish that I had somebody to love

Granted, but it's a satisfying love of the self. I wish that there wasn't a tornado outside (or inside, please).

Granted but its a cat 5 hurricane instead i wish there was a tornado outside

Granted, but it's an EF-0 tornado I wish I was a little bit taller

Granted, but your kneecaps are plastic transplants and will explode if you break out into anything more strenuous than a quick walk I wish it was 63 degrees out instead of 94

granted but it's now 1963 i wish a can get my driver's license faster

granted but you can only drive a ford pinto for the rest of your life

Dope, I'm a white male living in Virginia

granted, but now you can't speak your own mind I wish I could fly

Granted, but we fast forward you to the extinction of the human race first. I wish I was an expert at all music instruments.

denied

Granted but everyone else thinks your music sucks. I wish for a black hole gun where the black hole fizzles out after consuming your enemies, instead of growing.

Granted, but you are immediately sucked into the black hole once you acquire said gun. You don't even get to fire it. Apparently you got a faulty batch and you'll have to return it within 15 business days. I wish I had a flying pig.

Granted, but it has an infectious disease that permanently makes all other pigs grow wings. These wings also make bacon taste bad for no apparent reason. I wish I could draw

Granted but you didn't really specify what type of 'draw' so now you can play golf really well. I wish I had a cookie

Granted, but it's got raisins in it. I wish I had a more stable and enjoyable job.

Granted. You get paid to have an 800 pound man to sit on you, but you really enjoy it. I wish I could find true love.

Granted. But it's with Chris-Chan. I wish I can nullify the next poster's corruption.

Granted but you'll always be remembered as 'that guy' I wish i could've invested in bitcoin when it was pennies

Granted, but literally. In your new reality, bitcoins are just another word for pennies and, like pennies, slowly lose value until they're inevitably phased in 2035. I wish I lived a miserable existence for long 70 years only to die alone and regretful with no accomplishments.

Granted, but you're also on fire the whole time. I wish I had enough cash on hand to tip well whenever I go out.

Granted, but it's all Zimbabwe Dollars. I wish I had a stand.

i dont know what you mean by a stand but i will grant it, but it's a band stand that follows you around all day playing the "fat guy walking" theme i wish i had a lightly buttered ham baguette

Granted, but the ham is a live piglet. I wish i would never need to wish for anything.