Jeanine Pirro says Trump 'fulfilled' a 'biblical prophecy' by moving US Embassy - Polidicks

http://thehill.com/homenews/media/387631-jeanine-pirro-says-trump-fulfilled-biblical-prophecy-by-moving-us-embassy-to https://twitter.com/pluralistmedia/status/996114928800075778 Evangelicals are weird

All religions founded in the US are fucking weird.

https://twitter.com/TeaPainUSA/status/995997015220936704

Judge Jeanine is a nut job.

This restores(?) my faith more in the fact that I'm pretty sure Trump or Pence is the Anti-Christ.

all aboard the death cult train.

You motherfuckers can't even pull off a half-way decent 40k-esque Imperial Cult. Fuck sake...

Wikipedia says she's catholic though can we avoid doing shoehorned pop culture references

I think not all them to have cult-like element, there least few them are least trying reform to more progressive in both theology and structure for current US culture. True in certain (Ultra-)Orthodox and Fundamentalist religious movements. But is depends how movement's theology is closer to reality.

was it one of the prophecies from revelations

You can be an evangelical catholic. Evangelical is basically a large degree of outspoken and apologetics-laden promotion of the religion.

As a general definition, yes, but in the United States it has a stricter definition to particularly vocal Protestants https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Evangelicalism_in_the_United_States

Oh, well learn something new every day then. Still, Pirro is a fucking nutcase.

I thought Obama was supposed to be the antichrist???

I remember when this was first announced a few months ago, and someone told me the nutty American Christians were really happy because it would fulfil a prophecy and bring us closer to the rapturer. Truly fucking nuts.

Ah yes, the bible very specifically mentions the proper positioning of the U.S. embassy. It really is quite strict on that.

But if Trump has fulfilled part of this prophesy dosn't that make him the anti-Christ? And if that is the case then isn't voting for him or supporting him a one way ticket to hell for these evangelists? I mean sure, since he took office it feels like the whole world is going to hell in a had cart but for them it is a little more literal.

And lo did Jehovah say down unto Judge Jeanine Pirro, 'hark! A plump, orange-skinned angel with wing-ed wisps of silky hair, harangued by tapes of golden showers, will descend from his golden tower and bring to my Chosen People the privilege of his blustering tantrums."

What if its 4 horsemen rule, first was obama as victory and conquest, now second is war with lord cheeto. Would make a lot more sense.

I think pestilence is a bit more fitting for Trump since he's symbolic of the corruption plaguing our government.

You guys aren't thinking in biblical times though. Trump would be Famine. He's fat, largely incompetent, what remains of our crippled food production ability when we switch to watering all the plants with piss would only be used in large majority to feed him. He even has a food nickname to top it off.

Does this discussion literally have to happen four days after the other thread where this same comment came up.

Unitarian Universalism?

Goddamn you people are fucking insane

I think Trump fits all of the 7 sins.

I havent seen much victory or conquest under obama tho

Nah, Pestilence is Steve Bannon. I mean come on, the guy looks like he's full of disease. https://media.townhall.com/townhall/reu/ha/2017/290/8aa65e83-9e41-4286-874f-0d95cc783290.jpg

Do you bawk at the gifts from Grandfather Nurgle?

So sorry I don't read literally every single thread posted around here and actually have a life that doesn't involve shitposting on facepunch 24/7?

How the fuck do his eyes look skin colored? 🤢