This game will die. - General Discussion

This game will die... Once they add cars into the game, *shivers I still have nightmares of playing solo on rustafied main on a wonderful thursday afternoon naked on the beach the wipe was about six hours ago and I had high hopes of getting a start. I spawned on a beach naked with a rock and a torch shoved up my ass. However I heard a slight noise in the environment it almost sounded like an engine roaring as it speud out it's fumes of pollution into the air. As time gone by it got louder and it could truly be distinguished as an engine in fact it sounded like two. I knew what I had to do, I started running. I ran as fast as I could away from it, I ran for the hills. But no matter how fast I ran, the car was faster, before I knew it one of the cars was speeding next to me I saw four soldiers in the car pointing multiple boom sticks at me screaming in all different languages, soon the car had drifted in front of my stopping me in my tracks I turned around but the second car was right behind me I was scared I didn't know what to do. Eight people had stepped out of the car and soon surrounded me. As of that moment my fate had seemed dark and filled with misfortune. Seconds after they surrounded me. Their leader had screamed. "READY YOUR ANUS HERE I COME!" He was a young boy at the age of twelve. "Oh no I don't want aids!" I had screamed in hopelessness. But before I had time to react. One of the soldiers had walked behind me and forced me into a bent position he had then grasped my asshole and spread it till it was six inches wide. I was frightened like never before I knew it was going to end but I knew it couldn't end like this! So I did the one thing I could do I got up and ran I had lost the tight grasp of the soldiers two hands and started running. I whipped my rock out and started dashing towards one of the soldiers screaming "YOU WON'T FUCK ME ALIVE CLANNIN SONS A BITCHES!" But before I knew it I had three 5.56 rounds lodged into my skull at once. Well. I wish it ended like this, instead they had got my anus I had felt pain beyond any measurement. My asshole was sore from the harsh fuckings I had received from the twelve year old who had just swiftly pounded his dick into my asshole like the endless rain barraging against the sidewalk on a stormy night when the fuckings had ended they threw me on the ground and stole my rock and my torch. They said if they had ever seen me on their territory again they will penetrate my asshole twice as hard and make me their fuck slave. When they had left me to die I was lying on the ground in shock traumatised from the unmeasurable amount of pain I had felt from the twelve year old clan leader I was shivering from being soaked by the wet cold sperm that had covered my entire body. In the end I had nothing they had left me with nothing they took my rock and recycled it in a recycler and with my torch they had branded the inside of my asshole with the mark that shows I've been raped by the leader of their squad, but most importantly they had stolen my virginity which I have forfeited to a twelve year old who had barred the one and a half inch cock that had penetrated me like the c4 of a raider that was being used to breach a solo players 1x1. From that moment on I had sworn I to get my revenge. And that is why they shouldn't add cars into the game. (:

are you a young boy aged 12? Seriously tho... useless post. I definitely think they should add cars. I can't freaking wait. And I solo/duo most of the time... And yeah - in my opinion, Rustafied are the hardest servers to start/play on. We got our asses kicked there for a week straight by what appeared to be the same people (clan?) controlling like a quarter of the map til we quit and moved to a diff server. I now play on Reddit (because official servers are polluted)

This was a fucking joke XD DID YOU REALLY THINK THIS WASN'T XD

SHould've put a different title, liked the joke tho :v

bad punchline

almost laughed

you should play rustopia it would be great to see you there

wouldn't mind trying it, but to be honest - weekly wipe? Thats a bit too extreme... https://files.facepunch.com/forum/upload/113309/8535fe8d-369e-4c47-8363-ec2b694499d8/image.png but I might give it a try at some point. Right now bi-weekly wipe on Reddit feels pretty balanced... we shall see...

what i like about it is there is never a que and its always good pop for the first four days and drops to 100-150 for the last 2-3 also clans are managable

If only it was a good joke

WALL OF TEXT! Crits all of Facepunch for 9000

Even jokes should use paragraphs.