Not gonna watch the video for obvious reasons, but in my mind "furiously" just gives the image of the consistency, pressure, and spread roughly equal to putting your thumb on the end of a garden hose.
That was a shitty situation.
Supposedly this happened because TH policy is to only hand out the restroom key to customers and not "suspicious people" because there's a problem with drug abusers going in there to administer drugs, etc.
She was denied the restroom key.
its always a woman when I hear about this, and their bathrooms are fucking nasty
I can't even poop in a public restroom
good god, didnt even clean her hands at the end
pooping in public and throwing it is one thing but for the love of Jesus clean your fucking hands you degenerate
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6G8YCM0pGfU
Someone somewhere just saw this video and is now training really hard to make this their own legit technique, in 5 years they'll be able to deflect any attacker by quickly angry-crouching, instantly ripping their pants open right at the split, cup their hand, perfectly fill it AND throw it with pinpoint accuracy at their assailant.
In seconds.
What’s particularly baffling, aside from the obvious, is the other customers who don’t really react to what’s happening. Maybe that’s because the tasteful barrier has censored most of it, or maybe it’s because there’s really nothing to do when a human decides to take a spiteful shit and fling it.
It's cause they're too polite to say anything
Something tells me she didn't act like the most stable individual before this so they were probably right to label her as suspicious.
I think most people will agree with me, if I saw someone acting like this, I'd just leave. Fuck reacting or getting involved.
Top comment on the article is “Horton, Here’s a Poo!”
honestly died a bit
Damn it I just realized I should have used the NFSW flair because it's a monkey. (An animal known for throwing poop)
I'm so proud of my Province
I guess she got schwifty in there
So you decide that taking a shit in the middle of a Tim Horton's and throwing it at people is the solution?
...you win?
I am afraid of this woman. Someone who will drop their pants, take a shit, then grab that shit and throw it at you has nothing to lose. This is terrifying. She is unstoppable.
I wish I could shoot a shit that quickly, I'm usually sat for a good 5-10 minutes before I'm confident that the transaction is complete.
might be your problem
sitting is unnatural compared to a squat
Well I'd squat but then I'd be shitting on the floor, not the toilet.
not a problem if you have an employee to victimize
or just do it over the toilet
That's why you get one of these
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/1/17/Squat-toilet-with-tank.jpg
or more reasonably
https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1465/7728/products/Turbo_stool_in_bathroom_with_model_1024x1024.png?v=1481689263
Article doesn't know bystander effect isn't that baffling. And I mean, what do you do anyway? Tackle her? Put it back?
I mean, that's what this story really needs: a second furious lunatic willing to touch poo.
Neither could her.
Well in any case, it's clear she did have to go!
good god what did I just watch
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