I record myself reading shit in strange accents for coins - General

Oi guys hit me with a coin and then request some copypasta or text for me to read, and tell me what accent to read it in or just give me a wildcard and I will make one up for it. I am like 45 coins from gold so I wanna meme the rest of my way to the top.

"I'm gay" naughty voice

im gay in swedish

im gay

im gay as loud as you possibly can

*clears throat* im gay in g-man's voice

"Well fuck, this makes me hard" really don't care what voice. go nuts.

The entire navy seal copypasta in one breath. I will give you a diamond for it

im gay in a jamaican accent

I fell asleep lol will carry out requests now, dw OP delivers

FUCK I LOST IT

Read the lyrics of Necropedophile in a Texan accent

I feel like this is two in one. I know I'm not op but I decided to give it a shot. Vocaroo | Voice message

"damn son where did you find this"

Okay, retrying today.

"bhutanese passport" in a bhutanese accent

OP stole your coins

Okay so I had a massive incident that took precedence over recording, I swear I made that recording, doing it offline now to prevent vocaroos fuckery

Alright, I am mentally healthy enough to do this now. Expect me.

You live in a house of lies.

how about actually doing it

If you guys accidentally pissed off a biker gang and had to spend all day barricading and hunkering down in my house you wouldn't waste your time on internet memes either. I will make a thread about that later but for now here have the fucking vocaroo... The small requests: https://vocaroo.com/i/s15AQTbHLEr5 Currently recording Navy Seals and Necropedophile

Remember, bonus coins for a Texan accent

Alright, unoccupied enough to do the big ones today. I had them all recorded in one long recording a few days ago but lost them again.

You seem to have been woefully unprepared for this task.

Expected it to be ignored to be honest, been busy with work recently. I am too tired to record right now. Will probably just get the thread locked or something as my goal has been met and I /mostly/ delivered.

Navy Seal copypasta, in Danish. Two diamonds if read in a West Jutland dialect. "Hvad fanden var det lige du sagde omkring mig, din lille tæve? Du skal lige have at vide at jeg graduerede i toppen af frømandskorpset, og jeg har været involveret i adskillige hemmelige angreb på Al-Quaeda, og jeg har over trehundrede bekræftede drab. Jeg er trænet i guerilla krigsførelse, og jeg er den bedste snigskytte i hele Forsvaret. For mig er du ikke andet end bare endnu en skydeskive. Jeg vil satanedme udrydde dig på en måde, som aldrig før er blevet set på denne jord, mærk mine fucking ord. Tror du virkelig du kan slippe afsted med at sige sådan noget lort til mig over internettet? Tro om igen, skiderik. Mens vi snakker så er jeg i gang med at kontakte mit hemmelige netværk af spioner rundt om i Danmark og din IP-adresse spores lige nu, så gør dig klar på stormen, maddike. Stormen der udrydder den ynkelige lille ting du kalder dit liv. Du er fandme død, knægt. Jeg kan være hvor som helst, når som helst, og jeg kan dræbe dig på over syvhundrede måder, og det er bare med mine bare hænder. Ikke blot er jeg trænet i ubevæbnet kamp i udførlig grad, men jeg har også adgang til hele den danske flådes arsenal og jeg vil bruge det i dets fulde omfang til at vaske din elendige røv af kontinentet, din lille skid. Hvis bare du havde vidst hvad for en ugudelig straf din lille ”smarte” kommentar ville bringe ned over hovedet på dig, så havde du måske holdt din fucking kæft. Men du kunne ikke, du gjorde det ikke, og nu betaler du så prisen, din satans kraftidiot. Jeg vil skide raseri over det hele på dig og du vil drukne i det. Du er fucking død, sønnike."

Now that I can fucking do, expect me!