If you don't give/recieve brojobs. Do you even have real friends?

[Sugartitty]

I think and ponder at this very question as I listen to this song. It's not gay to lick a little willy if yours doesn't get stiff. Even if it does, we all get awkward boners, am I right? I think all men can relate to the feeling of popping a boner while checking out another man at around 3AM at night scrolling through instagram. Especially that one time Justin Bieber released a fully naked picture from behind his buttocks on a boat. We also all checked out and compared ourselves when his wiener got leaked. I think TMZ are a reliable news source and anyone that disagrees is probably gay.

I might hook up with men every once in a while, but at least I'm not gay. I don't really fit in pink and I usually wash off my makeup after applying it. Clearly I am a straight man who is very biblical in nature. I like long walks on the beach and videos homemade emotional gay fornication. After watching such a video I always give my chest a good bro pounding though so It's straight.

Oh, and also, yes I did just write two whole paragraphs about justifying my greyzone, I mean 100% straight zone. What am I even doing with my life? It's almost 2AM and I'm sitting here with no socks on writing this crap.

for i=1,10 do

    if i >=69 then

        print("You're "..i*(10).."% Gay")

    else

        print("You're "..i*(10).."% Straight")

    end

end
Run this code through this https://www.lua.org/cgi-bin/demo website for definitive proof that I indeed am a heteroseual, tyvm. Not my fucking fault that men can be so damn attractive GOSH!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hS9KPwfylmg

[JDER14]

Look dude. Two dudes using their penises to ejaculate each other isn't gay. It's just a primal human need that we want to satisfy and sometimes there aren't any/enough/or you just not into a woman at the moment.

[Sugartitty]

🙏Amen🙏 to that

[ResidualGrub]

There is nothing wrong with sucking a little dick every now and then yo. Yall suck on Popsicle right? Its the same thing.

[KennyAwsum]

i miss the rainbow rating.