https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zAaJzTWX_Io
I've been approved by the International Rating Agency (IRA) to post this thread. It's not of a light heart that I post this thread, as I will take the dignity of many innocent posters away for the mere price of coins, but I feel it necessary to do what I have to do. My agency engineered me for one, sole purpose: to rate. One day, I will think of this as just another job. After all, this is what I do.
My prices are simple. Provide me with a user, or user's post, and a rating to give them. My rate is one coin per post; send me a diamond, and I'll rate 10 posts. Take care, however, as diamond contracts are of very high risk: I'm required to bring my arsenal of ratings, given to me in a specialized case which I'm then required to unpack on the spot. This puts me in an exceedingly large amount of danger, as a low profile is necessary for my profession.
You may rate me dumb all you'd like, but ratings are for friends -- so I don't need them.
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rate me coin
Hit Completed. Do not contact me or my agency again. Pleasure doing business.
Rate birdman ten coins
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You may want to revise your contract. I couldn't find any posts by that criteria.
rate 10 random posts in polidicks dumb or any other negative rating.
Hit Completed. In any other circumstance, I would ask you to contact my handler for other contracts, however I find the prospect of your blood coins appealing.
I take no joy in my profession, however, I'll have to make an exception.
Why yes, it does seem exceedingly difficult... for a rookie. You're not a rookie are you? Find good wholesome content from the bird man and coin the shit out of it. I don't want yo see you get sloppy though, only good wholesome content.
Can you shoot my colleague Brian
He's bloody annoying
Don't underestimate the quality of my handiwork. Contract fulfilled.
Hit completed.
Rate a dozen or so rustards in the rust subforum artistic. Primarily focus on ideas threads or rant/complaint threads. There's a diamond in it should you succeed with proof.
Rate diamond on all of my posts
if i rate u a coin will you rate me a diamond
Hitmen don't take suicide contracts
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