'Flying gun' gets lodged in car bumper - Sensationalist Headlines

http://komonews.com/news/local/flying-gun-gets-lodged-in-bumper-of-passing-car-on-i-5 https://i.imgur.com/CQwJUhA.gif

This is upsetting. Watching a flock of wild guns murmurate against the evening sky is one of my most cherished memories of visiting America.

Imagine if you were killed by a gun to the chest through, rather

That'd be "guns don't kill people" debunked once and for all.

You know those people who put up the pictures of their gun laying on the floor by their door, saying that they left it there all day and it didn't kill anybody? Looks like one of the guns finally tried.

Take that guntards!!

Can't get any more American tbh.

If he had a gun he could have defended himself

If the gun had a gun it could have defended itself

https://my.mixtape.moe/ywitqf.mp3 http://static-40.sinclairstoryline.com/resources/media/98763134-8332-46cd-b20c-d5127cfdf857-large16x9_flying_gun_01.jpg?1527184973784

So if a gun was going the exact speed backwards as the bullet was, how fast would the bullet go?

If the gun was going backwards the same speed as the bullet being fired, to us the bullet would be stationary

Well, assuming your question is gun < bullet > then well it's simple physics. We'll call this speed X, because we don't know it. The gun is traveling at speed -X, you then fire the bullet which is traveling at speed X, -X+X = 0. For all intents and purposes, it would basically fall straight down. Of course factor in acceleration time and air resistance, it'll be more gradual, but basically fall straight down. Same as how if you were moving forward at the speed of a bullet and fired the gun forward, X + X, you'd get the bullet moving at the speed 2X.

Ahhh, I see he had F=MA rounds loaded instead of FMJ. Rookie mistake.

would it be called a glock

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BLuI118nhzc

Wouldn't surprise me if the gun just popped into existence and lodged itself into the car. Considering how much logic has been breaking down in this fucking nation...

Imagine a country with so many guns that they end up as road detritus. Like you're driving down the road, and the once beautiful landscape is ruined with litter, such as plastic bags, McDonald's cups, Keystone Light cans, and Glocks.

Why would we need to imagine it? We're both already in the United States, no?

Yeah but until now guns weren't literally road debris. I used to worry about running over tumbleweeds, because if they're big enough the stalks are actually tough/strong enough to puncture radiators and even oil-pans, but now I gotta worry about fuckin' guns getting lodged in my shit.