Archaeologists uncover remains of man crushed while fleeing Pompeii

[Ganerumo]

https://edition.cnn.com/2018/05/29/health/pompeii-victim-crushed-rock-eruption-intl-trnd/

That's one hell of a way to die

[Slapdown3]

Of all the volcano related ways to die, this has probably got to be the best you can hope for.

[Riller]

Yep. Not leaving a pretty body, but it must'ave been quick; that's for sure.

[ShockCoil]

Dude put points into agility and endurance but none into luck.

[Riller]

If you read the article, you'll see that he had some serious agl debuffs active at the time of death.

[Potusandrew]

[quote]Lesions on the skeleton's tibia are signs of a bone infection that probably hampered the man's escape attempt, archeologists said.[/quote]

The ultimate sabotage

[nAXiom090]

still has nothing on the guy who died beating his meat.

[Iknowtoomuch]

He was a fool, then, just like everyone else.

[Bald & Beautiful]

i chose not to believe you

[Somepotato]

twas hoping that alternative facts like these wouldnt invade my fp

[derpmeifter]

coward scientists fail us yet again

[StratoSlug]

There's something grimly hilarious about the scene, like it was taken right out of a Monty Python sketch.

[Poisonheaven]

Turns out he wasn't crushed after all.

https://www.facebook.com/pompeiisoprintendenza/posts/1833515470288996

[Lebofly]

Good catch