I hope he funds it so that my beliefs about people can be proven right
In 2015, Duplantis appeared in a video with fellow televangelist Kenneth Copelandwhere they defended their need for private jets.
Copeland explained that because they are famous, they would have people coming up to them and asking for prayers.
"You can’t manage that today," Copeland said. "This dope-filled world, and get in a long tube with a bunch of demons. And it’s deadly."
"And it works on your heart," Duplantis agreed. "It really does."
So what is the point of asking for donations to buy a private jet to ‘preach the gospel around the world’ if you’re just going to shy away from the public; shy away from actually preaching it to people? Aren’t those ‘demons’ the people in this ‘dope-filled world’ that supposedly need the gospel the most?
I bet he hits a stretch goal in a week.
I mean, maybe I could buy it if the guy had one private jet.
But four? The only person he's trying to fool is himself.
If Jesus was around today, he'd be lambasting this guy just as he lambasted the pharisees.
Wasn't there a thing about it being easier to fit a camel through the eye of a needle than a rich guy getting into heaven?
If Jesus was around today, he'd be asking "what is an airplane?"
The dope-fiends don't have any extra money to give, so they don't care.
I HAVE JUST RECEIVED A REVELATION FROM GOD, ALLAH, YAHWEH AND JESUS COMMANDING YOU TO RATE MY COMMENT "COIN" OR "DIAMOND" SO THAT I MIGHT ASCEND TO GOLD STATUS. DO NOT DENY GOD OF WHAT IS HERS; GIVE ALL YOU CAN GIVE.
God told me to rob this bank
https://i.imgur.com/tM7YG0j.png
"Render unto Timof2009 the things that are Timof2009's; and to God the things that are God's." -Jesus, probably
We get preachers in from time to time at my airport. Who would have guessed they're all assholes to deal with
don't have any money to give him but i'll send my thoughts and prayers
Holy shit I just doubled my coin. Thank you all!
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That's nothing. I said it was my culture to hate swedes and i earned gold-membership and then some.
give them all to me
Just got off the phone with God, this guy is a lying piece of shit and he made fun of Jesus's sandals. What an absolute bastard.
Jeremiah 14:14
Then the LORD said, "These prophets are telling lies in my name. I did
not send them or tell them to speak. I did not give them any messages.
They prophesy of visions and revelations they have never seen or heard.
They speak foolishness made up in their own lying hearts. This Bible
Verse is the one that came to me when I ask GOD if these prosperity
preachers were true or false in their words.
(In other words, televangelists are full of shit)
jesus would ride coach like the rest of us lmao
As an ordained minister with the title of Saint, I feel uniquely qualified to deliver God's message, which from my interpretation is to maybe, just maybe, be a good and selfless person, and to raise money and help people in poverty and not for another private jet, you fucking imbecile.
all televangelists are going to hell
The bible specifically predicted and warned about these people and it didn't do jack shit
God may promise these things, but LORD SATAN can actually grant you them. Grant me your coins and diamonds and LORD SATAN can fulfill your deepest wishes!
Thank you kind donators. you all will go to heaven*!
I've already ascended. It is too late great tempter!
I let jesus take the wheel, turns out 2000 year old nazarean men don't know how to drive. Not his fault, he's without sin and skill.
Didn't he do this shit before? I swear he did, or someone else did...
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