Front to back -or- back to front? How do you wipe?

[teslacoil]

Are you one of those bourgeois europeans who lets the toilet do the cleaning for them? Personally, I'm a back to front guy, and people give me shit for it. What does it matter if you make sure you're clean?

Already regretting the decision to post this.

[SuperPlamz]

i just rip chunks of my shit out and smear them in the toilet bowl. So I go from the side.

[Riller]

Because you're wiping shit towards your ballsack instead of back and outwards, you absolute barbarian

[teslacoil]

It doesn’t make it that far? Even the most violent shits don’t end with me having dirty balls..

I guess youre just just one of the elitist “front-to-back-wipers”.

[Riller]

I rated you sympathy, and I just wanted to clarify: It's sympathy towards you being born a back-to-fronter. While disgusting and barbaric, it is in the end not your own fault but rather a mix of genetics and upbringing which you had no control over.

[teslacoil]

Maybe you "front-to-backers" aren't so bad after all.

[Duckmaster]

Both, first I wipe front to back then back to front incase any shit slid up my crack.

[teslacoil]

This is the consistency I strive for.

[Fausty]

who the fuck lets shit smear up their crack or down to their balls? I wipe back to front, but the TP never leaves my butthole, I just roll it downwards away from the hole while it wipes my booty clean

[Trainbike]

Side to side.

[Thelurker1234]

https://youtu.be/dIYvdAO02-w?t=41

stop hating the environment and get one of these

(you probably want a bidet that is slightly more mild)

[redBadger]

I'm definitely going to get a bidet when I live on my own. But for now I use a combo of dry toilet paper and finish off by scrubbing my ass with a moist wet wipe.

[The bird Woman]

That's a task I leave to my dog to finish

[The bird Woman]

This ain't the Rust subforum

[HarMarSuperstar]

why is this a thread

[Xron]

Just dont shit?

[meanwhile]

i clean my ass out with a rusty screwdriver

[teslacoil]

If you’re not using scotchbrite pads or wire brushes are you really man enough for this thread?

[meanwhile]

are you kidding? i save those for when my dad fucks me in the ass

[The_J_Hat]

Just get a toilet that squirts water into your ass and you're golden!

[teslacoil]

Alright, with that and the dog comment I think we can relinquish this thread to the OIFY.

At least I hope so.

[fudge blood]

let out a little at a time, let it absorb into my pants, evaporate, then start back at square one.

[SKS]

Honestly I just take a gardening trowel and remove it that way. Makes great fertilizer too.

[Hidden Titan]

I eat toilet paper so it cleans itself.

[Kartoffel]

You're supposed to wipe? o shit

[Curls]

Wtf I thought that was only my job to do that what the FUCK

[FART LOCKER]

up and down

[Meeseeks]

I just go outside and scoot along in the grass. Any other way is just so barbaric.

[SaggySally]

A little finger up the hole and I just pull it out, no mess, no cleaning.

[Gay4Grandad]

i wipe til my ass bleeds gotta keep that shit CLEAN