How Michael Cohen Protects Trump By Making Legal Threats (Now with recordings)

[Splash Attack]

https://www.npr.org/2018/05/31/615843930/listen-how-michael-cohen-protects-trump-by-making-legal-threats

Some juicy excerpts:

"You're talking about Donald Trump, you're talking about the front-runner for the GOP, presidential candidate, as well as private individual, who never raped anybody and of course understand that by the very definition you can't rape your spouse," Cohen said.

"Mark my words for it, I will make sure that you and I meet one day over in the courthouse and I will take you for every penny you still don't have, and I will come after your Daily Beast and everybody else that you possibly know," Cohen said. "Do not even think about going where I know you're planning on going. And that's my warning for the day."

"So I'm warning you, tread very f***ing lightly because what I'm going to do to you is going to be f***ing disgusting. Do you understand me? Don't think you can hide behind your pen because it's not going to happen," Cohen said. "I'm more than happy to discuss it with your attorney and with your legal counsel because motherf***** you're going to need it."

[Trainbike]

It's pretty telling that he sounds more like a stereotypical mobster than a professional lawyer. It's also pretty telling that he, as someone who's supposed to know his way around the law, doesn't think marital rape is a thing.

Nothing but a disgusting windbag full of pathetic threats.

[Borealis]

"and of course understand that by the very definition you can't rape your spouse,"

Come on marital rape was separated from rape in the states in the 90s-2000s.

[EcksDee]

I love how he thinks he sounds real intimidating though. Just sounds like a schoolyard bully.

[That Deer]

Now imagine this, but on all the seized tapes.

Imagine how much dirty shit this scumbag has said. There’s no way he’s walking away from this.

[sir whoopsalot]

and of course understand that by the very definition you can't rape your spouse," Cohen said.

Why doesn't it at all surprise me that Cohen is one of those people?

[elix]

He represents Donald "Grab 'em by the pussy" Trump. Of course he's going to have the morals of cowshit.

He and this Davidson fuck also seem to have had a racket in which Davidson would pretend to represent the best interests of the porn stars Trump screwed and threw away, but he was secretly colluding with Cohen. Expect that to get busted wide open once the materials seized from the Cohen raid filter through the Special Master and start getting examined by Avenatti and friends.

[VinLAURiA]

Ah yes, I actually remember this one from years back.

What a clown. He deserves everything that's coming to him.

[Zero-Point]

A real-life internet tough-guy. Fantastic.

[elix]

It's a perfect fit for the reality TV star president who claims to represent the common man after growing up wealthy and spending his career as a CEO of a private company (read: a dictator who never had anyone tell him no unless he got caught by law enforcement, which just means he needs to hide his shit better next time, not actually stop doing illegal things).