Time to confess your sins, brothers and sisters. Not sins in the Catholic sense. I'm talking about weird/lazy shit you do that you think others would disapprove of if they knew, but they're you find too enjoyable or convenient to kick.
May as well go first.
I make tea by dropping a teabag in room temperature water and then nuking it in the microwave for two minutes. It's faster than using a kettle, and I think it tastes better, but when my girlfriend first learned of it she seemed horrified. I learned then that for people who enjoy tea this is a grave insult.
i eat my boogers
I like clipping my nails and the dead, dry hard flesh around them
I play Destiny 2
Many, many hours a week spent scouring the internet for more porn to add to my substantial archives.
What the fuck don’t Canadians have electric kettles? Fill her up to the minimum mark, turn it on, and you have boiling hot water in less than a minute.
you never know when the internet will cease to be
as for guilty habits, i like to play my music full blast when i'm driving to work at 0500am through residential areas
Maybe the electric kettle I own is shit, but it takes way longer than that for me.
I bite away the skin to the sides of my nails since I stopped biting my actual nails...
also I spend a lot of time organising and fixing up the hundreds of drum samples I have in my computer for the smallest differences which is meaningless but I still do it
I partake in heated Dragonball debates and fan theories
I throw my clothes in a pile on the floor until laundry day.
eating in bed. ive ruined so many good shirts by dropping food on them. i can be the biggest slob.
Masturbation.
I think it's because the minimum water level on most kettles is at least twice the volume of a cup. Mine's at 0.5L, and heating that much water up takes longer.
I was doing the same thing for a while before I switched to buying Earl Grey by the pound.
Jacking off in the shower and drinking out of sinks directly.
My spatula is a fucking mess.
Drugs.
Bite the fuck out of my fingernails. I haven't owned a nail clipper in many years.
like many others, i bite my fingernails and the skin around them until the point where it hurts like fuck
i also pick my nose and eat my bogies
i can't actually think of much else i do
I pick my nose, but don’t eat the boogers.
I dab unironically sometimes
You poor thing.
Don't worry, there are people that can help.
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Ugh this is my worst habit. Sometimes I'll bite it so bad it bleeds. I don't want to, but it's like an involuntary nervousness thing.
Writing fan fiction.
At least don't put the teabags in the microwave with the water, some of them have metal staples around the string.
Oh, these ones are the stringless ones. You're meant to remove them by using a teaspoon later.
>Not sins in the Catholic sense
He's also implying that masturbation is something 'weird' that most people don't do.
I am extremely paranoid and protective of my porn viewing/stash.
I always use private browsing mode, both on mobile and Chrome and make sure I’ve got another window open to tab to. If I ever forget, I quickly delete my history. If I save it, I make sure it’s buried under several buffer folders and warning notepads, and make sure saving other images never defaults to that folder.
It’s not even gross or weird. Worse thing in there is girls with animal ears/tails/weinies.
I very angrily masturbate to anyone who posts directly after me.
I really hope there's nobody on this forum who's guilty habit is to angrily masturbates to me
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