6-Year-Old Explains How Messed Up It Is That Her Entire Life Has Been Put On FB - General

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ziltBdyFxDo It might be The Onion but it's perfectly true. Putting kids on social media should be considered child endangerment.

I laugh when people complain that FB spies and knows everything about them and other people talk smack about them. Don't put your whole life on FB, especially not your kids.

Lol. It's funny imagining other ppl complaining about privacy in this adorable little kids voice

We still cut up kid's genitals, so I don't think the importance of children's consent is being taken too seriously.

Wow you really managed to force that in there.

Children being forced into something is unrelated here how?

It's not forced. It's a pretty legit concern. We don't do it much in Europe, but just about every American kid gets their junk decimated.

I know some IRL people who have created profiles and "manage" their child's account as a baby a few weeks after they were born. Man, fuck that.

It's ron. Just ron.

ive already done my fair share to ruin my reputation on the internet and it doesn't help that my parents are doing it on their own as well

Lmao, we have this local influencer who was grooming her baby to be a celebrity even before he was fucking born

that is some straight up black mirror shit wtf

Wait what, I never knew it was THAT widespread overseas?

It's been debated pretty bigly over there several times. Especially when you discuss female circumcition in the middle-east, someone will chime in on how it's somehow perfectly ok that half of america gets their junk lacerated at birth. It's been a huge latching on point for MRA's and it's one of the few points where they actually have a point and it doesn't descend into useless hysterics.

Anecdotally, most dudes I know in the US have their junk cut.

80% of boys in Pennsylvania are circumcized at birth

Can confirm American and cut. I really don't give a shit tho tbh.

fuck them turtle looking European types amirite this is fucked up soon you’ll be required to have some sort of Facebook or twitter if not already

Another thing I noticed that she's 6 and seems to have lipstick and earrings. Has that always been the case for girls that young? I just immediately noticed it as weird.

Privacy concerns and foreskin concerns go hand in hand. Heh

I never knew europeans viewed it like that. Over here it's always been explained to me as just a preventive medical procedure, the way you'd get a tetanus vaccine, or your wisdom teeth pulled.

Goddammit. Not the circumcision topic again guys, please. Even bringing up the topic always devolves into some kind of shitstorm on both ends. And as for the video, this is the first serious Onion piece that's downright disturbing. People literally give predators direct access to their children's photos, location, and privacy. People post when they're dropping their kids off at daycare or school, even the exact location at times, and most of the time their profiles aren't private. It seems cute and harmless but at the end of the day, a predator could use that information and potentially kidnap your child. There needs to be laws in place about publicly posting information about underage children.

Widespread circumcision in the US was not even a thing until that lunatic Kellogg in the late 19th century. Was just a Jewish thing before that.

tbh I get kinda irked when people say stuff like this, "lol just don't put your life on Facebook.." as if it's that simple. If you have a Facebook, at all, Facebook is already spying on you and knows virtually everything about you just from tracking your internet activity, your friend circle, etc. It goes way beyond just "oh you 'liked' the page 'Guitars'? Guess you are a guitarist!". That is what people are criticizing when they say FB, Google, etc. spies on you. Not trying to go at you or anything but this just reminded me of so many people who get really pretentious and say "lol I only post what I want them to know!"

getting back on topic: i know this one lady who literally livestreams on Facebook every time she feeds her newborn. like cmon dude, half the time there's only 1 person watching and instead of your baby seeing your face feeding it, it gets too stare at the back of a black slab with an arm and a spoonful of food nobody cares about your stinky children!

From what I've been taught it was strictly a cleanliness thing.

From Jewish origins back in biblical times, yes, but Kellogg's motivations for pushing it back into the limelight were mostly a moral crusade against sexual pleasure. He was a fuckin nutjob

Thank god his idea for reducing female masturbation didn't catch on like circumcision. Dude wanted all girls to have the nerve endings in their clitoris burnt off with acid at birth so they'd never be able to feel sexual pleasure at all.

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ICYMI, The Onion has been going at Facebook hard for around a week now because Facebook is messing with The Onions traffic. The Onion goes to war with Facebook over traffic, 'betrayal' It's all super funny stuff though.