Earthquake in Mexico City possibly caused by World Cup fans cheers
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https://www.wcpo.com/news/national/earthquake-in-mexico-city-possibly-caused-by-world-cup-fans-cheers
Lmao wtf this is some onion news level stuff
Anyone have that video of German soccer fans jumping so much they're making the whole concrete structure bend?
We can fix global warming, all we have to do is have everyone jump all at the same time on the correct side of the planet and it will push the earth slightly away from the sun, cooling it down.
Football Fans are fucking nuts. Now all we need to do is create a system where the earthquakes from jumping fans can be used to generate electricity.
Football fans are probably the most dangerous thing on earth right now.
Countries would collapse if they all got together to fuck things up.
The new WMD will be countries accusing other countries of wanting to ban football and then shipping over the furious legion.
There's a funny one of all the Mexican fans in Berlin clumped in a circle in the middle of a crowd viewing the game and when the goal went in they're all jumping and yelling while the German fans give rye smiles and look a bit bemused. Strikes me that in some places that would be unsafe.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X50qwgBuXpY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BQrNucl91dI
Millwall fans can fashion a deadly blunt weapon out of rolled-up newspapers, Partick Thistle FC has the most terrifying mascot design imaginable, and now Mexico NFC fans can spontaneously generate seismic activity.
Soccerball is fucking terrifying.
https://youtu.be/7VMKy4MxNPU
Mexico City is built on filled in swamplands, I bet it’s related to the way the structure moves
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