Bakewell pudding sent to the edge of space goes missing

[smurfy]

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-derbyshire-44536052

Fate has ordained that the pudding that went to space to explore in peace will stay there to rest in peace.
This brave pudding knows that there is no hope for its recovery. But it also knows that there is hope for mankind in its sacrifice.
This pudding is laying down its life in mankind’s most noble goal: the search for truth and understanding.

[Chris™]

Bake well little pudding, bake well...

[Zenreon]

Space pudding is missing?

Aliens confirmed.

[Didgeridoo]

i want aliens to come by and find it, take it as a gift
like, they find it, eat a little bit and say

"damn these humans aint half bad, ok you guys can live a little longer"

humanity saved by bakewell pudding dish; more at 11

[The_J_Hat]

Alternatively, our days are numbered because they like it so much, they plan to enslave us and force us to make pudding until we are extinguished

[Barnek]

The next time you need to write down the asteroid density for a project remember to add a +/-1 pudding of discrepance into the formula.

[carcarcargo]

The new stellaris anomaly pack looks interesting

[MeesterJawn]

I'm not saying its aliens, but

it's probably aliens

[Resonant]

I'm imagining gluten free vegan aliens reeling with disgust at our barbaric pastry.

[Seth2492]

inb4 we're invaded by a diabetic alien empire

[Mitsuma]

I wonder if somebody will find it in their back garden.
The article kinda makes it sound like it is forever in space now.
Balloons don't even get close to space and they will pop at a certain height, so yea its somewhere laying on the ground.

Some animal will probably have a nice little pudding now.

[Janeway]

I mean it's doubtful it survived reentry if it did come back given it's just a pastry.

[buu342]

I mean, Tom Scott launched Garlic Bread into space, and then ate it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c8W-auqg024

[DrLuke]

Is... is that nixon's speech in case the apollo 11 astronauts were stranded on the moon?

[Hidden Titan]

Good thing it wasn't a pound cake or it may of killed someone.

[PyneApple]

Yep:

https://www.think-aboutit.com/apollo-event-disaster/

[smurfy]

This isn't true; in certain circumstances, objects have been observed to continue freely on a linear trajectory towards the nearest natural satellite. Here's the phenomenon caught on video:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qc6AHtM8qKM

[G-Strogg]

See you space pudding.