Jim Bakker is back with the magical cure all for your dick. - Sensationalist Headlines

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5880433/Televangelist-Jim-Bakker-hawking-silver-gel-claims-cure-venereal-diseases.html He must need it, according to public records that show IRS tax liens against him, and him and his former wife and former co-host Tammy Faye Bakker (who died in 2007), amount to $5.5 million. I love watching this nutter push his food buckets. if anyone wants to know about this snake oil salesman: The PTL Club's fundraising activities between 1984 and 1987 were reported by The Charlotte Observer, eventually leading to criminal charges against Bakker. Bakker and his PTL associates sold $1,000 "lifetime memberships", entitling buyers to an annual three-night stay at a luxury hotel at Heritage USA, during that period. According to the prosecution at Bakker's fraud trial, tens of thousands of memberships were sold but only one 500-room hotel was ever finished. Bakker sold "exclusive partnerships" which exceeded capacity, raising more than twice the money needed to build the hotel. Much of the money paid Heritage USA's operating expenses, and Bakker kept $3.4 million. The United States Court of Appeals for the Fourth Circuit upheld Bakker's conviction on the fraud and conspiracy charges, voided Bakker's 45-year sentence and $500,000 fine, and ordered a new sentencing hearing in February 1991. The court ruled that Potter's sentencing statement about Bakker, that "those of us who do have a religion are sick of being saps for money-grubbing preachers and priests", was evidence that the judge had injected his religious beliefs into Bakker's sentence. A sentence-reduction hearing was held on November 16, 1992, and Bakker's sentence was reduced to eight years. In August 1993, he was transferred to a minimum-security federal prison in Jesup, Georgia. Bakker was paroled in July 1994, after serving almost five years of his sentence. His son, Jay, spearheaded a letter-writing campaign to the parole board advocating leniency. Bakker was released from Federal Bureau of Prisons custody on December 1, 1994. Or watch Vic Berger's video: https://youtu.be/rOH37W0jPpA

Hahah wow the editing in that video makes this feel so fucking surreal. It's fucking amazing. I'm dying of laughter.

As much as I find The Bakkers hilarious, it's really sad how these fraud fucks still get taken serious as televangelists and get to sell their Bible Bucket junk to naive fools.

Old gold? https://files.facepunch.com/forum/upload/58205/dbbd1f5a-a9d8-4e8c-a53c-20767380d12e/post-42-1185108042.jpg

But I thought STDs were punishment for fornication and/or being a homo? Are you telling me all gay people have to do is buy this shit and they'll be able to thwart the will of god?

Oh boy, colloidal silver cream. Guaranteed to give you Smurf dick and nothing more. I'm not sure what's more sad, the fact that he's shilling this shit or the fact that people actually buy into it. Making false claims about this sort of thing should really be criminal, god knows whose going to try and treat their STDs with this stuff then go on to pass it to others thinking they were "cured".

Is silver solution made of werewolves?

Jim Bakker is such a fucking trip lmao. He is the definition of scumbag. I don't even need to go into details, because we all already get it.

What's with the buckets of food? Doomsday prepping?

Food buckets that last 20+ years being sold to people with 5 years left to live

He constantly says when Social security runs out, you'll wish you had the food buckets to survive. He constantly throws doomsday theories trying to reach the prepper crowd. One time he said the earth would be destroyed by an ion blast from the sun due to it rendering our Ozone. I don't know what food buckets would do in that scenario, but they float!

Making false claims about that sort of thing is illegal, that's why Kevin Trudeau is back in federal prison. Give Jim some time, he'll get his..again.

It doesnt even make sense to store food in buckets long term. You want separate, isolated packets so if vermin gets into it only a small package is ruined. The last thing you want is a massive bucket of rice mixed with cheese and broccoli what the fuck.