Iranian general says Israel stealing Iran's clouds
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Iranian general says Israel stealing Irans clouds
An Iranian general on Monday accused Israel of manipulating weather to prevent rain over the Islamic republic, alleging his country was facing cloud "theft," before being contradicted by the nation's weather chief.
"The changing climate in Iran is suspect," Brigadier General Gholam Reza Jalali, head of Iran's Civil Defense Organization told a press conference, semi-official ISNA news agency reported.
"Foreign interference is suspected to have played a role in climate change," Jalali was quoted as saying, insisting results from an Iranian scientific study "confirm" the claim.
"Israel and another country in the region have joint teams which work to ensure clouds entering Iranian skies are unable to release rain," he said.
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Hey! Jew! Get off my cloud.
This reminds me of that D.C lawmaker who said Jewish corporations were making it snow
If anyone ever wonders why I am against Iran having nuclear weapons, this is why
this is some next-level climate denier material right here
yeah, okay, climate change is real but its because of the jews
If they can part the Red Sea then I guess stealing clouds is within the realm of possibility.
It's not so much "stealing clouds" as stealing the rain out of clouds and replacing it with cybernetic Mossad wasps, really.
In all honesty, there's probably more lunatics like this in Western governments than you want to know.
Ah yes, Iran: the country that accused squirrels of being trained israeli spies.
To be absolutely objective here, we do have the capability to change weather patterns and force clouds to squirt early.
So...maybe?
SERIOUSLY?!
FFS. The entire Middle East is going through a years long drought. It's gotten so bad that even the Israeli government started a campaign to get people to conserve water even though most of our water comes from desalinization. Even Iran's own meteorological service says it's bullshit.
However, the head of Iran's meteorological service Ahad Vazife immediately dismissed Mr Jalili's comments.
He said that the General "probably has documents of which I am not aware, but on the basis of meteorological knowledge, it is not possible for a country to steal snow or clouds".
He added: "Iran has suffered a prolonged drought, and this is a global trend that does not apply only to Iran.
"Raising such questions not only does not solve any of our problems, but will deter us from finding the right solutions"
But sure, it's Israel so it must be true.
Objectively speaking.
If you think this is bad you should hear about the genetic engineering experiments the Egyptians are doing on the Jews underneath the Sphinx!
It's like a Memri tv HAARP special
are we living in a Monty Python sketch?
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