Just wanted to wish all my American friends a happy 4th of July, I know the ride lately has been rough but like we say around here, She'll be right mate. Enjoy celebrating your country by blowing a small portion of it up.
Though I am curious, how does it feel knowing that Australia has had the day come and go before you even woke up to celebrate it, like a sweaty nerd arriving late to a party after all the cool kids have left and the only people left are the hosts parents who guardedly smile and wave as you arrive?
fake news, here's the actual art
https://orig00.deviantart.net/a71a/f/2015/143/e/a/george_warshington_by_sharpwriter-d8uigwg.jpg
and since we're on the topic of Sharpwriter's artwork and AMERICA
https://img00.deviantart.net/9ba7/i/2011/226/4/7/fdr_battle_master_by_sharpwriter-d46ks2j.jpg
https://orig00.deviantart.net/2969/f/2013/062/b/f/bill_clinton_the_lady_killer_by_sharpwriter-d5wx11h.jpg
https://img00.deviantart.net/a2e8/i/2011/129/3/1/thomas_jefferson_vs_gorilla_by_sharpwriter-d3fxuo8.jpg
https://orig00.deviantart.net/2af5/f/2014/160/e/9/ronald_reagan_the_liberator_by_sharpwriter-d7lmkqs.jpg
https://img00.deviantart.net/e584/i/2018/043/2/8/mmabe_by_sharpwriter-dc2yd2j.jpg
https://orig00.deviantart.net/5a51/f/2018/133/d/a/cybernie2020da_by_sharpwriter-dcbhhit.jpg
Theyre here in Florida already.
Driving 10 mph under the speed limit and pissing off racists
I'm dropping in some tactical red white and blue old gold.
https://youtu.be/5dWyf_WXw-s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EU4L6THYAbM
happy america dont give up
God I miss CarniK Con. You got my shit all fucked up now ;(
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MEE3MS7JDhI&feature=youtu.be
WELP! Not sure whats happened but theres a total of 8 ambulances that have arrived on my street/block and all I hear and see are flashing lights and sirens.
Also, some fucking idiot was shooting their hand gun a consecutive 10 times and my SO lit a red devil and placed it in a container and it blew up and caught fire and flew on our friends arm and she got burned... its only 10:58pm. im sure there will be more mishaps to be had.