When You're the Only Friend That Doesn't Watch the World Cup
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JIJWXJtg20k
I come prepared
https://youtu.be/6yN2H3--1aw
Don't have to worry about friends not knowing if ya got none...
Was in a game just the other week where people started talking about the world cup, when I asked what they were talking about... "Fuck you piece of shit," plethora of death threats.
Sorry I'm not a fan of a game where you're lucky to see anything happen in 2 hours.
I joke about myself not watching a game when my co-workers are excited about a Hockey match;
them: "HEY! How 'bout those Bruins in the hockey game last night?"
me: "Oh yeeeaaah... They sure were playing a hockey game! & hitting that puck with a stick!"
I think you're mistaking soccer with chess
Hey man, any game that takes the goalie more than 15 minutes to run his rounds with the ball before he can even get that homerun in the endfield is just not a game for me.
he's taking the piss
it's called a goal hole mate
When I used to work at a grocery store, every customer would ask me what I thought about last night's football game.
I got it down to a strategy.
1st customer: "Ah no I missed it, who won?"
"Eagles won!"
"Nice! Was rooting for them!"
or if the customer seemed annoyed by it
"Ah damn fucking Eagles"
2nd customer: "Yeah man, Eagles won!"
"Yeah, it was great!"
"What was the final score again?"
"10 - 4"
"Nice!"
3rd customer: "Yeah man, Eagles, 10-4! It was crazy!"
I somehow became known as the sports guy and got invited to three Fantasy leagues.
You can pretty much bullshit any topic if you know what to say.
The only thing I like is that video ref and Neymar memes
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