• Uggie boi discovers one easy trick to make you say "ow" every time.
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https://youtu.be/DjRYqJXwDD8
The best type of pain, they pinch you while nomming food from your hand.
A good one is when your bird is climbing up your shirt and bites your nipple
One of my cats likes to kneed my legs when she walks on me and her claws are sharp as fuck so she stabs me with them, she fucks up my jeans too. >:(
The problem with him is he always goes and wacks his face as hard as he can at the food assuming that it's deep only to discover that a there's a hand behind it or b theres a solid floor behind it. Also being a turkey he doesn't figure it out after the first time so he just keeps doing it.
how i eat my food tbh
I ain't doing that shit, I'll take her to the Vets if anything, but I'm not even considering doing it at all, I don't want to potentially fuck it up.
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